Fun_People Archive
7 Feb
Caution: not to be taken offensively.
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 95 17:45:25 PST
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Caution: not to be taken offensively.
Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: linda@z-code.com Tue Feb 7 12:56:10 1995
Forwarded-by: Rob McNicholas <robm@EECS.Berkeley.EDU>
From: Paul Woodford <72772.2633@compuserve.com>
I had to share this with you while it's still hot from the press --
yesterday the Social Actions office here at Hickam Air Force Base published
and distributed hundreds of copies of a "Human Relations Disparaging Terms"
pamphlet. God knows how many man-hours (or wymyn-hours) went into its
production, but it's obviously the product of extensive research. Social
Actions cites Webster's Third International Dictionary (1986) as the source,
and they thoughtfully offer the following caution on the cover: "Contains
terms which may be used or taken offensively." The list itself is entitled
"Slurs." Without further ado, I give you the list in its entirety, leaving
out only the definitions (the truly motivated will beat a quick path to the
nearest Webster's).
Americanese Jim Crow
Asiatic Jim Fish
Babu (Baboo) John Chinaman
Bag Kaffir (Kafir, Caffer, Caffre)
Bat Kaffir Kitchen
Biddy Kike
Bimbo Kraut
Bitch Libertine
Bitch Goddess Linthead
Blackcoat Mammy
Blacky-White Mass Priest
Boche (Bosche) Mex
Bogtrotter Mick (Mike)
Bohunk Mickey (Micky)
Boogie (Boogy) Mister Charlie
Brass Ankle Mocky (Mockie)
Buck Moke
Buckra (Buccra) Mongrel
Bugger Mr. Charlie
Bugre Muhammadan (Mohammedan)
Cajun (Cajan, Cajin) Nabob
Campbellite Nabobess
Canuck Nig
Carl (Carle) Nigger
Carline (Carlin) Nigger Chaser
Chee-Chee Niggerhead
Chinaman Nigger Heaven
Chinaman's Chance Nigger in the Woodpile
Chink Nigger-Shooter
Cholo Nigger Toe
Christly Niggery
Cockney Nig-Nog
Codger Nigra
Conventicler Nip
Coon Orthodoxism
Coonass Pak
Coon Shouter Paki
Coon Song Papism
Cracker Papist
Croatan (Croatan Indian) Papistic
Crow Papistry
Dago Pelado
Dago Red Polack (Polak)
Dam Pom
Darktown Pommy
Darky (Darkie, Darkey) Poor White
Dinge Popery
Dink Popish
Eight Ball Prelatic
Eurasian Prelatist
Eyetie (Eytie) Priestianity
Feringhee (Feringhi, Feringi) Priestism
Foreign Devil Red Bone
Frau Red-neck
Fritz Redskin
Frog Roman
Frogeater Romanish
Gachupin Romanist
Ginney Rooinek
Ginzo Roumi
Gook Russellite
Goy (Goi) Russki (Russky, Ruski)
Greaseball Sambo
Greaser Sassenach
Gringa Shaveling
Gringo Sheeny (Sheenie, Sheeney)
Gugu (Goo-Goo) Shegetz
Guinea Shiksa (Shikse, Shicksa)
Gyneocracy Shine
Harp Siwash
Hebe Skibby
Heinie Slant-eye
Holy Roller Smoke
Honky (Honkie, Honkey) Spade
House Nigger Spig
Hun Spigotty (Spiggoty)
Hunky (Hunkie) Spik (Spick, Spic)
Hunyak (Hunhock, Honyak, Honyock) Squarehead
Husky Squaw
Irvingite Squaw Man
Jake Tom, Dick, and Harry
Jap Turk
Jesuitic Vice-God
Jesuitize Whitey
Jesuitry Whoreson
Jew Wiseacre
Jew Down Wog
Jewish Princess Wop
Jewy Wowser
Jig (Jigg) Yellowbelly
Jigaboo Yid
By the way, this is not the first "Human Relations Disparaging Terms"
pamphlet Social Actions has published -- last year's Table of Taboo Terms
included slurs inexplicably absent this time around: e.g., Dutch, Dutch
courage, going Dutch, fem, femme, female, four-eyes, and yellow (the
adjective, as opposed to the noun "yellowbelly").
"Say, didn't they omit a few Disparaging Terms?" you ask. Yes, even
the most casual slinger of slurs will note some gaps, and I won't bore you
by trying to list them. But take "raghead," for example -- why isn't it
here? After careful consideration, I've come to the following conclusion:
becoming an official Disparaging Term is akin to attaining sainthood. An
offensive term has to have a long history, a pedigree as it were, before
the scholars at Social Actions will put it on The List. Consider
"conventicler," if you will: a religious heretic who attends conventicles,
or secret meetings. This word was last uttered in normal conversation
sometime in the 17th Century. "Campbellite," a follower of Alexander
Campbell, founder of the Disciples of Christ, is by contrast one of the
newer slurs on The List, and it is at least a hundred years old. So you
see, these things take time. Just as the Vatican beatifies candidates
before granting them sainthood, I imagine that Social Actions maintains a
list of Semi-Slurs, containing words which may someday attain full
Disparaging Termhood. I fully expect to see "raghead" (not to mention
"camel jockey" and "sand monkey") hit the Big Time by, say, 2015.
"So what about 'bastard' or 'slut?'" you ask -- Anglo-Saxon words that
have been around since the opposable thumb -- why aren't they on The List?
And if you can't call someone a "whoreson," is it okay to call someone a
"whore?" Hey, these Social Actions people have college degrees! I'm
certainly not going to argue with them. But YOU can! Call or write and
ask them why YOUR favorite slurs aren't on the list -- their number is
(808) 449-1701, and the address is 15 ABW/SL, Hickam AFB HI 96853.
© 1995 Peter Langston