Fun_People Archive
24 Jan
JOTD -- Vodka

Date: Tue, 24 Jan 95 14:03:11 PST
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: JOTD -- Vodka

Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
From: othar@Heuristicrat.COM (Othar Hansson)

... the Woody Allen joke about the Vodka Ad:

	The phone rings and a voice on the other end says "How would you
	like to be this year's `Vodka Man'?"

	I said "No. ... I'm an artist and I do not do commercials; I
	don't pander; I don't drink vodka, and if I did ... I wouldn't
	drink your vodka."

	And they said "That's too bad.  It pays $50,000."

	And I said "Hold on ... I'll put Mr. Allen on the phone."

© 1995 Peter Langston