1995
Fun_People articles from 1995 in chronological order
3 Jan -:- Greetings & schedule
3 Jan -:- DOTD (Diversity Du Jour)
3 Jan -:- Gift-giving thoughts
3 Jan -:- WSOTD (Web Service)
3 Jan -:- Of Microsoft and Manholes
3 Jan -:- Science Update
3 Jan -:- The Central Office of the future
3 Jan -:- Unix OS advances - /usr/stool
3 Jan -:- And the winner is...
3 Jan -:- Weirdness #358
3 Jan -:- QOTD -- C++
4 Jan -:- The Wired Revolution
4 Jan -:- QsOTD - ... rears its ugly head
4 Jan -:- AQOTD (Another ...)
5 Jan -:- "Hey Blitzen, did he say what I thought he did?"
5 Jan -:- Useless Quotes Vol III (F-I)
5 Jan -:- Corporate Haiku
5 Jan -:- Hamlet (the single, not the dance mix)
6 Jan -:- Those Wacky Sports Professionals
6 Jan -:- A bit of news on the GIF hullabaloo
6 Jan -:- Re: "Hey Blitzen, did he say what I thought he did?"
6 Jan -:- Phearless Phinancial Phorecasts for Us Pigs' Own Year: 1995.
7 Jan -:- JsOTD -- misc politics
7 Jan -:- T-SHIRTS - Gbc gra ernfbaf gb ebg-13 lbhe HFRARG zrffntr:
7 Jan -:- My life as an international arms courier
7 Jan -:- PC/Windoze support job, ~8 weeks
8 Jan -:- Argument 101
8 Jan -:- Messages we never finished reading....
8 Jan -:- A Joke
8 Jan -:- How To Talk New Age
9 Jan -:- More economist bashing
9 Jan -:- Ben or Conrad?
9 Jan -:- The BBC is not amused
9 Jan -:- How should a revision level be interpreted?
10 Jan -:- Emily Post Daemon
11 Jan -:- QOTD -- words to live by
11 Jan -:- Head zookeeper
11 Jan -:- Microsoft Clarifies Trademark Policies
12 Jan -:- HUNGRY FOR THE ARTS DAY
12 Jan -:- Spawn of Satan?
13 Jan -:- WA House Bill 1054
14 Jan -:- ...a meshing of two great but sometimes old-fashioned institutions
14 Jan -:- The customer as editor.
14 Jan -:- Healthcare At Your Fingertips
14 Jan -:- Weirdness #360
14 Jan -:- Excerpts from mini-AIR Jan 95
14 Jan -:- Useless Quotes Vol IV (I - S)
15 Jan -:- Those ignorant beta testers...
15 Jan -:- QOTD -- bizarre
15 Jan -:- Daniel's Mini Movie Review
16 Jan -:- QOTD -- what are we?
16 Jan -:- Coprolites Happen
17 Jan -:- Hacked Motif? You will...
18 Jan -:- A Bit of Politics & Sociology
19 Jan -:- Useless Quotes Vol V (T - Y)
19 Jan -:- SPAM(tm) and the Statue of Liberty
19 Jan -:- Thin Mints and Tarts ... er ... I mean Torts
19 Jan -:- Ignorance & Politics
19 Jan -:- East Coast News Update
20 Jan -:- Weirdness #361
20 Jan -:- A Scientific Sighting
20 Jan -:- DESPERADO returns...
21 Jan -:- Viola Jokes
22 Jan -:- Poser of the Day
22 Jan -:- Patch Of The Day.
22 Jan -:- Programming Not Required for Ontological Engineering?!
22 Jan -:- Job Interview Tips
23 Jan -:- AOTD
23 Jan -:- risks of direct marketing!
24 Jan -:- RU-486
24 Jan -:- Some Yucks
24 Jan -:- Open Letter to Church of Scientology
24 Jan -:- JOTD -- Vodka
24 Jan -:- Take that you cheerful, happy-go-lucky bastards!
24 Jan -:- The Ant Genocide Debate.
24 Jan -:- "Real" Names
25 Jan -:- More Spamology
26 Jan -:- A trip report by Ken Thompson
26 Jan -:- Even More SPAM(tm)OLOGY
26 Jan -:- Oops
26 Jan -:- Miscellaneous Yoomer
26 Jan -:- Good To Know - Chocolate
26 Jan -:- QOTD -- parallel systems
26 Jan -:- QOTD -- deja revu
27 Jan -:- Weirdness #362
27 Jan -:- Notes from the WhiteBoard
27 Jan -:- Who owns your body?
28 Jan -:- MCEOTD (Multiple Choice Excuse Of The Day)
29 Jan -:- QsOTD - Lily Tomlin
29 Jan -:- Arts Advocacy & Cong. E-Mail Addresses
29 Jan -:- The Three Little Pigs
29 Jan -:- News of the Wired (tm)
29 Jan -:- DESPERADO excerpts
29 Jan -:- Meditating on TA (Transcendental Admiration)
30 Jan -:- IOTD (Intro ...)
30 Jan -:- Free associations from Netsurfer Digest
30 Jan -:- A local TV reporter...
30 Jan -:- The Technocriminal At Work...
30 Jan -:- Re: News of the Wired (tm)
30 Jan -:- N.E.A. under attack
30 Jan -:- Spam(tm) Among the Navajo (good tune name, eh?)
30 Jan -:- Fast News Forum Excerpts
31 Jan -:- It's the Barbie home page!
31 Jan -:- Dogbert's New Ruling Class (DNRC) - Dilbert #4
31 Jan -:- Anguish QOTD
31 Jan -:- QsOTD - Mike Jittlov
1 Feb -:- JASBITS on SPAM and TOTO
1 Feb -:- A Simple Joke...
1 Feb -:- Friendly RISKS
1 Feb -:- Want Better Ratings?
1 Feb -:- Re: N.E.A. under attack
1 Feb -:- What rhymes with itch?
2 Feb -:- Security
2 Feb -:- Unclear on the concept?
2 Feb -:- putting in my 64 cents worth
2 Feb -:- Grad student humor
3 Feb -:- American Sociology 101
3 Feb -:- WhiteBoard News 2/3/95
4 Feb -:- Of Giraffes and Piglets
4 Feb -:- Snapple Tug-of-War
4 Feb -:- Tales from Olympia
6 Feb -:- Big terms, a popular thought, fortunostics, & AOL bashing
6 Feb -:- Cheap labor & longevity
7 Feb -:- The First Partial List of Kenner Star Wars Prototypes Which Failed
7 Feb -:- The language of AI
7 Feb -:- Caution: not to be taken offensively.
7 Feb -:- West Publishing seeks to weaken the Freedom of Info Act
8 Feb -:- Jackie Chan in TIME magazine
9 Feb -:- Another view of Hell
9 Feb -:- QOTD -- deep philosophy
10 Feb -:- Fwd: Fwd: (COPY) Re[2]: A Good Cha...
10 Feb -:- Another Reassuring Survey (from 4/91)
10 Feb -:- I Got You, Babe
10 Feb -:- Wet Blankets Through History
10 Feb -:- Weirdness #364
10 Feb -:- The Thesis Proposal
10 Feb -:- APPLE'S BIG BYTE OUT OF HISTORY - censorship or merely revisionism?
10 Feb -:- WhiteBoard News Excerpts 2/10/95
12 Feb -:- Ohio Supreme Court Upholds Privacy of SSNs
12 Feb -:- objectively speaking
12 Feb -:- Re: Telemarketer Torment Techniques
12 Feb -:- TOP TEN REASONS DAN QUAYLE DROPPED OUT OF THE RACE
12 Feb -:- The Zima Patent
13 Feb -:- Nine Types of Users
13 Feb -:- A fun collection of disks...
13 Feb -:- Portmanteaux
13 Feb -:- GOP attacks Constitution!
13 Feb -:- Login name of choice
13 Feb -:- Transvestites, IPR (IguanoPulmonary R...), Texas Hair, & Tacoma Aroma
13 Feb -:- Wasting time with UNIX...
14 Feb -:- Re: wasting time with unix...
14 Feb -:- World's least necessary 800 number?
14 Feb -:- We knew that!
14 Feb -:- Dog Magazine to Cover Trial (fwd)
14 Feb -:- We have too much respect ... for ourselves as journalists.
14 Feb -:- wasting more time with unix...
15 Feb -:- Starving with a tiger and Boy's Life in 1973
15 Feb -:- FAQ: Water, version 0.5b, June 4 1994
15 Feb -:- Anagrams
15 Feb -:- Music Dictionary From Hell
15 Feb -:- World Weirdness Index
16 Feb -:- Updated PBS Schedule
16 Feb -:- Support?
16 Feb -:- TPOTD
16 Feb -:- Re: We have too much respect ... for ourselves as journalists.
16 Feb -:- Killer recipe
16 Feb -:- It's Hard Being a Supermodel...
16 Feb -:- Re: Portmanteaux (various sources)
17 Feb -:- Unplanned truth in advertising
17 Feb -:- Weirdness #365
20 Feb -:- A biology lesson
20 Feb -:- There is a sinister undertow...
20 Feb -:- Support the Gingrich-Elders Plan
20 Feb -:- SENATOR EXON INTRODUCES ONLINE INDECENCY LEGISLATION
20 Feb -:- Committee Report: Why the chicken crossed the road?
21 Feb -:- Marriage Customs Just-So Stories
21 Feb -:- (delayed) Re: "Does TV Kill?"
21 Feb -:- Just a little slip...
21 Feb -:- Tom's baseball fantasy
21 Feb -:- Pentium Awards & a Cool User Program
21 Feb -:- HOLY SLAVE-LABOR [is there any other kind?]
21 Feb -:- PROCRASTINATOR'S PREDICTIONS COME TRUE
21 Feb -:- The etymology of grotty
21 Feb -:- QOTD -- ouch! (sorry)
21 Feb -:- Nutty Science
21 Feb -:- Re: GOP attacks Constitution!
21 Feb -:- The College Food Chain
21 Feb -:- .SOTD -- Documentation
21 Feb -:- Domesticating Programmers
22 Feb -:- Scientology places legal roadblock on info highway
22 Feb -:- Actual Headlines (fwd)
23 Feb -:- EFF sues to overturn cryptography restrictions
23 Feb -:- Flea Jumping?
23 Feb -:- Re: QOTD -- ouch! (sorry)
23 Feb -:- QOTD -- the bright side
23 Feb -:- Found in alt.aol-sucks
23 Feb -:- Flea Jumping!
23 Feb -:- Eh? Say that again?
24 Feb -:- portmanteaux (mo')
25 Feb -:- Weirdness #366
25 Feb -:- Shen?
25 Feb -:- Lost in Translation Space
25 Feb -:- Re: Flea Jumping?
25 Feb -:- The end of AI as we know it?
25 Feb -:- Re: Telemarketer Torment Techniques (2)
26 Feb -:- Bagel Victims - you're not alone
27 Feb -:- DESPERADO #13 - Special Stan and the Millennium Issue
27 Feb -:- A little fur showing...
27 Feb -:- Visiting the Artomat
27 Feb -:- Auto Psychology
27 Feb -:- Words to live by
28 Feb -:- Apple Corporation response to Voyager CD controversy
28 Feb -:- So I'm down in Arivaca ...
28 Feb -:- Supporting businesses is good, while supporting people...
1 Mar -:- The Contract On American Education
1 Mar -:- Did he or didn't he? The Birth of $cientology
1 Mar -:- As long as we have the H-bomb everything will be OK.
1 Mar -:- More Newt
1 Mar -:- Too good to be true...
1 Mar -:- Library of Congress Subject Headings
1 Mar -:- If Netters look down upon AOLers, ...
1 Mar -:- The demise of ATT?
1 Mar -:- Re: GNU Fortran Public Beta Testing Begins
2 Mar -:- Re: The demise of ATT?
3 Mar -:- A safe commitment
3 Mar -:- Weirdness #367
3 Mar -:- If you are a prisoner or a Canadian...
3 Mar -:- More amazing than weird
6 Mar -:- Amazing taste treat
7 Mar -:- mini-AIR March 95 - Top Quark tour, nematodes and heiroglyphs
7 Mar -:- More machine music
7 Mar -:- Gross or Net Activism
7 Mar -:- PAC to "Battle Microsoft"
7 Mar -:- A few names changed to protect the sinful...
8 Mar -:- The New Mexico Report
8 Mar -:- Corporate Welfare News
8 Mar -:- The *real* reason for the demise of PBS?
9 Mar -:- QOTD -- it's so easy when you know how...
9 Mar -:- OLE can you C, by the fonts of TrueType...
9 Mar -:- News of the Weird archive now available
10 Mar -:- Weirdness #368
11 Mar -:- JOTD -- liars & politicians
11 Mar -:- WWW surfing reports
12 Mar -:- Federal Government Needs To Learn From The Military
12 Mar -:- Stormy Weather
12 Mar -:- Re: QOTD -- it's so easy when you know how...
12 Mar -:- More Fun_People Queasine
12 Mar -:- Barney Proof
13 Mar -:- Amen!
13 Mar -:- Join the cool?
13 Mar -:- WhiteBoard News Bits 3/13/95
14 Mar -:- Comments on the Web
14 Mar -:- Corporate Welfare-Below-cost Timber; ALERT
14 Mar -:- Good point.
14 Mar -:- Re: Re: Comments on the Web
15 Mar -:- For some reason this really reminds me of ... nah, couldn't be ...
15 Mar -:- Re: Good Point (The ATF)
16 Mar -:- The Modern Cyberpunk
16 Mar -:- The M&M controversy
16 Mar -:- The only problem is the American public DOES NOT KNOW...
16 Mar -:- Re: The M&M controversy - the subtleties
17 Mar -:- Weirdness #369
19 Mar -:- Delusions of Eaglehood
19 Mar -:- Beer
20 Mar -:- Exon Bill Action Alert
20 Mar -:- Re: The M&M controversy
20 Mar -:- Buddhist Butter Balls By the Bay
20 Mar -:- Something for the little lady...
20 Mar -:- Obnoxious Blank Lines
20 Mar -:- WhiteBoard
20 Mar -:- Unix Wizard
20 Mar -:- Vivian Stanshall Dies In Fire
21 Mar -:- Questions Cecil Is Still Thinking About
21 Mar -:- tv2nite review of Dan Cortese
21 Mar -:- DeskHep Jello
21 Mar -:- JsOTD -- Buchanan & Quayle
21 Mar -:- Braille on Drive-up Automated Teller Machines
22 Mar -:- End of Quarter Course Evaluations
22 Mar -:- Sacre Merde!
23 Mar -:- Need some publications?
23 Mar -:- Misc Silliness
23 Mar -:- Buchanan JsOTD
23 Mar -:- This article contains material that is potentially criminal in nature.
24 Mar -:- Weirdness #370
25 Mar -:- Local Band Gets Undeserved Trouble
26 Mar -:- Top Ten list
27 Mar -:- Another Country Heard From
27 Mar -:- Scribbles on the WhiteBoard
27 Mar -:- Frenglish
29 Mar -:- Aramony and Egypt from Desperado
29 Mar -:- Windows 95
30 Mar -:- BONG Bull
30 Mar -:- Two airlines and a religion
30 Mar -:- The Information Supercowpath
30 Mar -:- Positive I.D.
31 Mar -:- QOTD -- a novel concept
31 Mar -:- Weirdness #371
1 Apr -:- When Worlds Collide...
3 Apr -:- James Brown, playwright
3 Apr -:- Far Fig Newton?
3 Apr -:- A small island and a large continent...
3 Apr -:- Redwood Reproduction
4 Apr -:- Pizza Hut and Rush, together at last.
4 Apr -:- It's all how you look at it...
4 Apr -:- QOTD -- where's the humor?
4 Apr -:- Scamper of the Week
4 Apr -:- QOAD (Quote Of Another Day -- who's counting?)
4 Apr -:- Australian New Year
4 Apr -:- More government by baseball analogy
5 Apr -:- QOTD -- Tough Love, Canadian Style
5 Apr -:- Cat Flaps?
5 Apr -:- JOTD -- Packwood
5 Apr -:- Phones of the powerful
5 Apr -:- Re: Pizza Hut and Rush
5 Apr -:- NorWord - word or phrase a day in Norwegian
5 Apr -:- Shards of Notes of a Nervous Man
6 Apr -:- QOWD (which day?)
6 Apr -:- The absolute rubbish report?
6 Apr -:- FedEx tracking on the net.
6 Apr -:- banjoke
6 Apr -:- QOSD (Some)
6 Apr -:- Folk Roots Mag on WWW
6 Apr -:- MPROTD (Microsoft Press Release)
7 Apr -:- Sobering Thoughts...
7 Apr -:- Two PI Pieces
7 Apr -:- Re: QOWD (which day?)
7 Apr -:- Weirdness #372
7 Apr -:- A Standardized Guide to the "Bases"
7 Apr -:- The /bin/true awards.
7 Apr -:- Congress to Vote to Freeze Public Domain
7 Apr -:- Usenet Oracle on the Web
7 Apr -:- WhiteBoard News 4/7/95
8 Apr -:- Home pages that make your skin crawl (if it still can)
8 Apr -:- Another piece of PI
8 Apr -:- Xerox and the Merry Men
9 Apr -:- SOTW (Sequitur Of The Week)
9 Apr -:- Two More Pieces o' PI
9 Apr -:- How can you tell?
10 Apr -:- Yucks Digest V5 #11 Excerpts
10 Apr -:- An ISS (Inverse Spam Solicitation)
10 Apr -:- Hmmmmm...
10 Apr -:- Re: Two More Pieces o' PI
10 Apr -:- Re: The /bin/true awards.
10 Apr -:- Dowd's Favourite
10 Apr -:- the 15 (crash!) ... er ... 10 commandments
10 Apr -:- Smell-o-rama & a mystery
11 Apr -:- Interesting Statistics
11 Apr -:- Political Logic
11 Apr -:- QDJ (Quote Du Jour - classy, eh?)
11 Apr -:- Fashionwear for men
11 Apr -:- YANLPP (Yet Another Neuro-Linguistic Programming Pattern)
11 Apr -:- QsDJ
11 Apr -:- New bumpersticker idea
11 Apr -:- Brief Questionnaire
11 Apr -:- The fairer sex
12 Apr -:- Could you repeat the question?
12 Apr -:- Republic Dogs
12 Apr -:- Um, doing what? (not praying)
12 Apr -:- Usage : whether (or not) vs. if
13 Apr -:- Microsoft Unveils New Software
13 Apr -:- Much Deserved QOTD
13 Apr -:- Two Bits of Corporate Welfare Info
13 Apr -:- Q: What is like a throw pillow with a Buick tied to the top?
13 Apr -:- Expecting a crowd for dinner?
14 Apr -:- Crash & Compile Party
14 Apr -:- A big piece of PI
14 Apr -:- Cultures in Collision?
14 Apr -:- Weirdness #373
14 Apr -:- Government intervention??
14 Apr -:- Painful Pub News
14 Apr -:- Urban survival tips.
15 Apr -:- That's......amore?
15 Apr -:- More on the Toucans case
15 Apr -:- From the aescetic to the sybaritic
15 Apr -:- Signs of the Times
16 Apr -:- MIT Media Lab Colloquium Wednesday 5 May @ 4:30 PM
17 Apr -:- Urban Legend or Real Life?
17 Apr -:- Net Nanny
17 Apr -:- Re: Net Nanny
18 Apr -:- Wow
18 Apr -:- QOTD -- Ted Turner
18 Apr -:- Buisssnes Opportunity - Human Speedbump Seeks Assistant (and editor)
20 Apr -:- Re: Net Nanny (2)
20 Apr -:- More amore
20 Apr -:- Some Useful Jargon
21 Apr -:- Weirdness - The Many Shades of Oops
21 Apr -:- Dr. Henry Foster
21 Apr -:- Is a fox more sacred than a cow?
21 Apr -:- WhiteBoard News Excerpts 4/21/95
21 Apr -:- Can anyone help place this text?
21 Apr -:- Headline Bull
21 Apr -:- WATCH OUT WORLD!
22 Apr -:- Washington state may be in big trouble...
23 Apr -:- The Bart Report
24 Apr -:- fractured fashion English (fwd)
25 Apr -:- Musicans Math Quiz
25 Apr -:- Press RETURN (and moan)
25 Apr -:- Litigation Hijinks - Tricks of the trade
25 Apr -:- easy to assemble kits
26 Apr -:- Attention: All Pro-Life Males...
26 Apr -:- Excerpts from BONG Bull No. 319
26 Apr -:- WhiteBoard News Excerpts 4/26/95
27 Apr -:- Cardiosexuality (Urban Legend of the Week)
27 Apr -:- The New Sex Symbols Of The `90s
27 Apr -:- No Room Left
27 Apr -:- Cheery thoughts
27 Apr -:- Ouch!
28 Apr -:- Weirdness #375
28 Apr -:- TEXT OF UNABOMB CASE LETTER RECEIVED BY N.Y. TIMES
28 Apr -:- Re: Excerpts from BONG Bull No. 319
29 Apr -:- Good To Know - Special Handling
29 Apr -:- Principled Whether Man
29 Apr -:- QOTD -- Isadora Duncan
1 May -:- An understatement
1 May -:- Government's Slick Deal for Oil Industry
1 May -:- Re: TEXT OF UNABOMB CASE LETTER RECEIVED BY N.Y. TIMES --> UNI
1 May -:- Shotgun Surveys
2 May -:- Republican advice
2 May -:- Re: TEXT OF UNABOMB CASE LETTER RECEIVED BY N.Y. TIMES
2 May -:- Sorry wrong number
2 May -:- Selling Part of the Baby Bells
2 May -:- Douglas Adam's Just-So Stories -- Why We Vote
2 May -:- BONG Bull Heads
3 May -:- From the "I'll have what he's having" department...
3 May -:- Re: Shotgun Surveys
4 May -:- More Shotgun Surveys
4 May -:- Still More Shotgun Surveys
4 May -:- Fun With Our Bodies
4 May -:- Math at Hopkins, A Colloquiumal Superlative, & Venereal References
4 May -:- If the Pen Is Mightier Than the Sword, What's Mightier Than the Handgun?
4 May -:- WhiteBoard Marker Traces
4 May -:- The Limbo Poll
4 May -:- It's all in the accent.
4 May -:- Top 10 other reasons people are suing McDonald's
4 May -:- Oklahoma Bombing & World Opinion
4 May -:- Oklahoma Bombing & Very Local Opinion
4 May -:- NET.SCANDAL
4 May -:- Yet Still More Shotgun Surveys
5 May -:- A Few Yucks
5 May -:- Even Yet Still More Shotgun Surveys
5 May -:- Weirdness #376
5 May -:- Thought for 5/5/95
5 May -:- Tactical deployment.
6 May -:- A G G to G G
6 May -:- Cartoonics Marches On
6 May -:- Some documented "Wisdom for the Ages" from Rush
6 May -:- QOTD -- send money
6 May -:- Top Twenty Michael Fay Movie Titles
6 May -:- QOTD (maybe for tomorrow?)
6 May -:- AOHell -- Hacking AOL
6 May -:- Exon Bill Opposed by DoJ
6 May -:- QOTD (for two days ago, but who's counting?)
7 May -:- International Seduction
7 May -:- WhiteBoard News Extracts 5/7/95
7 May -:- Take a Bite out of Spam!
7 May -:- The Art of Mistranslation
8 May -:- Letters we never did answer...
8 May -:- Overheard during morning commute to Berkeley...
8 May -:- collective nouns
8 May -:- Slug Info (calling all gardeners)
8 May -:- The Swiss Army and Gun Control
9 May -:- QOTD -- PC Lite
9 May -:- ENVIRONMENTAL LAW VETO NEEDED (fwd)
9 May -:- Report from the Pros
9 May -:- Simon says "You didn't say legible."
9 May -:- QOTD -- Albert King
9 May -:- PJLOTD (Pathetic Job Listing Of The Day)
9 May -:- How to be opinionated on a budget
10 May -:- Bull Extracts
10 May -:- Library Humor
10 May -:- National Referendum
10 May -:- collective nouns - hacker version
10 May -:- How a couple of middle-aged white women got their first job.
11 May -:- WhiteBoard Traces
11 May -:- Fun_Activities
11 May -:- THE NATURAL LIFE CYCLE OF MAILING LISTS
11 May -:- The Experts Speak Out...
11 May -:- Oops! We missed Star Wars day!
11 May -:- Natural consequence of chaos or . . .
12 May -:- Economics 101
12 May -:- The Straight Poop on Java
12 May -:- Why We Need Better Documentation...
12 May -:- CWD--Encrypt At Your Own Risk
13 May -:- Being and Getting
14 May -:- Invitation for an interesting holiday party
15 May -:- New diagnoses
15 May -:- Just Dennis's Opinion
15 May -:- QOTD -- Charles Horner
15 May -:- Anchor Chronicles -- The Flood, The Dog and The Anchorman
15 May -:- Found On The WhiteBoard
15 May -:- Garage Band Chronicles
16 May -:- CONGRESSIONAL E-MAIL ADDRESSES as of 5/15/95
16 May -:- QOTD - A popular network security peripheral
16 May -:- A Lazlo Letter to Newt
17 May -:- Department of Education
17 May -:- Opposition to offshore drilling
18 May -:- From the WhiteBoard
18 May -:- Viri - transformation from program to email
18 May -:- Recipe Request
18 May -:- Some BONG Bull
18 May -:- Viri - the oopses just pile up...
18 May -:- Termite Flatulence
18 May -:- Are you a guy?
18 May -:- They finally caught 'em at it...
19 May -:- Faith Healing in Russia
19 May -:- DeathNET and the Calgary Sun
19 May -:- Weirdness #378
20 May -:- What To Do When . . .
21 May -:- Signs to watch for...
22 May -:- The Darwin Award
22 May -:- Forwarded Without Comment.
22 May -:- Bug Report - "Build done" signal makes no sound
23 May -:- There IS such a thing as a stupid question.
23 May -:- The World'S First E-Con Application
23 May -:- Campaign & New Petition to Stop the Communication Decency Act!
23 May -:- Bicycle Survey (pls. fwd. even if you don't bike commute)
23 May -:- Term Limits: Dodged a Bullet
24 May -:- Re: Term Limits: Dodge, Packard, Jeepers
24 May -:- QOTD: The boll weevil guarding the cotton crop...
24 May -:- Ask Dr. Internet!
24 May -:- Alternate Ask Dr. Internet #2
25 May -:- WhiteBoard Dust
26 May -:- meetings humor (fwd)
26 May -:- WhiteBoardness 5/26/95
30 May -:- WhiteBoard Excerpts
30 May -:- QOTD -- Rita Mae Brown
30 May -:- !!! MAKE PASSWORDS FAST !!!
30 May -:- Hook. Line. Sinker.
30 May -:- Time Changes Everything
30 May -:- Forty Travel Alternatives
31 May -:- The final three episodes ...
31 May -:- Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.
31 May -:- Surgeon general's new warning.
31 May -:- Weirdness #379
1 Jun -:- Wiretap update
1 Jun -:- Hockey Fans With Deep Pockets?
1 Jun -:- QOTD -- Microsoft
1 Jun -:- The Oboe, China, & MIT's Harvard Bridge
1 Jun -:- MSOTD (Microsoft Slam Of The Day)
2 Jun -:- PQOTD (Probing Question ...)
2 Jun -:- RFOTD (Revealing "Fact" Of Th Day)
2 Jun -:- Speaking of portmanteaus...
2 Jun -:- New CD_ROM Software to Aid Consumers
3 Jun -:- Re Call for Phillip Morris
3 Jun -:- The Status of Technical Writers
3 Jun -:- thought for today, 6/3/95
4 Jun -:- Weirdness #380
4 Jun -:- Who would like to pass this on to Brad Fraser and Quentin Tarantino?
5 Jun -:- Hot New CD!
5 Jun -:- O.J. JOTD
6 Jun -:- Generation Gap Gauge
6 Jun -:- Student Loses Scholarship. We All Lose A Little Freedom
6 Jun -:- JsOTD -- Dole
6 Jun -:- Canadians, eh? [Hot rumor of the day...]
6 Jun -:- Not very convincing...
7 Jun -:- Student Loses Scholarship. Three replies.
7 Jun -:- MicroSloth Registration Weasel Update
7 Jun -:- BONG Heads
7 Jun -:- QOTD -- Jonathon Rauch
7 Jun -:- NEW: WATERFALL - Linda Waterfall, Singer/Songwriter
7 Jun -:- Fun_People Archives
7 Jun -:- AOTD (Anagram Of ...)
7 Jun -:- ... but never at dusk, never at dusk.
7 Jun -:- The Dilbert Principle
7 Jun -:- One liners
8 Jun -:- CWD -- A Pair With No Yucks
8 Jun -:- JOTD -- OJ & CR
10 Jun -:- They were probably tempted by the money.
10 Jun -:- Possible Virus Alert
10 Jun -:- Is Windows a virus?
11 Jun -:- Computer Science Sesame Street
12 Jun -:- Dangerous News - Fun_People Discretion Advised
13 Jun -:- Senate getting hysterical about Internet; please act
13 Jun -:- Making Programs Explode
13 Jun -:- Re: graphics for the Fun_People Archives
13 Jun -:- Report from the heart of darkness
13 Jun -:- Top Ten things Newt and Bill said to each other....
13 Jun -:- I'm wispy on a huge rhino fart
13 Jun -:- Milk
13 Jun -:- Exon v. Leahy Moved to Tomorrow (6/14)
14 Jun -:- Basic male bashing.
14 Jun -:- Offbeat News
14 Jun -:- WhiteBoardings
14 Jun -:- The Lawyers Full Employment Act of 1995.
15 Jun -:- Remember Graduate School?
15 Jun -:- EXON/GORTON -:- Round #2, coming up.
15 Jun -:- Oregonian Ways
15 Jun -:- The Batman Trial
15 Jun -:- finger ticket-2678@enoc.barrnet.net
15 Jun -:- FSOTD
15 Jun -:- Weirdness #381
16 Jun -:- Roger Zelazny
16 Jun -:- QOTD -- on public speaking
17 Jun -:- WhiteBoardness 6/16/95
17 Jun -:- A cartoon adventure in DisneyWorld
18 Jun -:- 3-, 6-, or 12-pack? - YMMV
18 Jun -:- GGIGGQ
18 Jun -:- New address for AIR
19 Jun -:- Senate Passes Telecom Bill
19 Jun -:- CompuServe Announces PNG-Based Graphics Specification
19 Jun -:- thought for today, 6/19/95
19 Jun -:- Heftylagnia in the news
19 Jun -:- Mandy revisited
19 Jun -:- WhiteBoardness 6/19/95
19 Jun -:- .SOTD -- Encrypt!
20 Jun -:- Misc Silliness #5.8
20 Jun -:- The Mandelbrot Set, defined
20 Jun -:- Church Bulletin Announcements
20 Jun -:- The Scott "Zulu" O'Grady Rescue -- The Rest of the Story
20 Jun -:- Folklife Center endangered....
21 Jun -:- Public Access (Re: Folklife Center endangered)
21 Jun -:- Unverified and Lost Associations
21 Jun -:- Unsung movie genre of the day.
21 Jun -:- A Computer Privacy Urban Legend?
21 Jun -:- Babylon 5 Viruses
21 Jun -:- Rec.equestrian meets the Far Side
21 Jun -:- The Piano Accordion [a filmscript]
21 Jun -:- ALICE in DIGITALand
21 Jun -:- BONG Bull 327 Excerpts
22 Jun -:- GOP Internet Posse
22 Jun -:- WhiteBoardness #950621
22 Jun -:- QOTR (Quote Of The Region)
22 Jun -:- Scene on Entertainment Tonight
22 Jun -:- grandmother (aka the power of punctuation)
22 Jun -:- ASCII is older than you think!
22 Jun -:- Trends in Travel Agenting
22 Jun -:- Everything you need to know
22 Jun -:- The Parable of the Two Programmers
22 Jun -:- They sure know how to tell a story
22 Jun -:- Weirdness 382
23 Jun -:- QOTD (and backhanded compliment de jour)
23 Jun -:- Top Ten Signs Newt Gingrich Has Gone Mad With Power
23 Jun -:- QOTD - Almost A Switch
23 Jun -:- Scents and sensibilities
24 Jun -:- WhiteBoardness, 6/23/95
25 Jun -:- Aaargh, matey!
26 Jun -:- Life is a toad
26 Jun -:- Microsoft aquires Microsoft Acquires
26 Jun -:- The long wand of the law
26 Jun -:- Some Like 'Em Short
26 Jun -:- Problem Solved - An Extremely Immodest Proposal
26 Jun -:- JsOTD -- Iran, Tyson, & Pocahontas
26 Jun -:- Pocohantas - a review -
26 Jun -:- QOTD -- Dale Carnegie (on public speaking)
26 Jun -:- A Prime Patent (or two)
26 Jun -:- WhiteBoardness 6/25/95
27 Jun -:- QOTD - Mathematicians & the French
27 Jun -:- Souvenir of Shanghai
27 Jun -:- The Townie's Dilemma
27 Jun -:- PQOTD (Phony Quotes Of The Day)
27 Jun -:- U. C. Search Committee Glossary
28 Jun -:- Deepthroat Unmasked?
28 Jun -:- JOTD -- sloppy instructions
28 Jun -:- WhiteBoardness 6/28/95
29 Jun -:- Weirdness 383
29 Jun -:- Internet Index #8
30 Jun -:- VCR Homage
30 Jun -:- ... Will This Work?
30 Jun -:- I Have Met the Enemy I Have Bad News
30 Jun -:- Re: Deepthroat Unmasked?
30 Jun -:- Re: Souvenir of Shanghai
30 Jun -:- Jury Duty
1 Jul -:- Alert -- Just Whose Hands Is Your Government In?
1 Jul -:- Administrivial Fun_Info
1 Jul -:- girls.guide.to.condoms
1 Jul -:- Spam Chronicles - The Continuing Saga Of Spam
9 Jul -:- Lesser Known Sequels of the Classics
9 Jul -:- Programmer'S Drinking Song
9 Jul -:- WOTD -- cyrenaic
9 Jul -:- The OJ Competition
9 Jul -:- Those lazy, hazy days of summer...
9 Jul -:- The Whole Story About Tattoos
10 Jul -:- Cosmology 101 (or so)
10 Jul -:- QOTD - Life in Lubbock, Texas
10 Jul -:- Another Bobby Knight Story Especially For You
10 Jul -:- Man Walks Among Us - Be Still! (--Marty Robbins)
10 Jul -:- Re: Man Walks Among Us - Be Still!
10 Jul -:- Medical Science Peeks Around The Blinders
10 Jul -:- New List for Arts Advocacy
10 Jul -:- The Secret...
10 Jul -:- OQOTD (Optimistic)
10 Jul -:- Releasing your inner senior citizen
10 Jul -:- Dear God:
10 Jul -:- QOTD (for last Friday) - Maureen Dowd
10 Jul -:- The Great God Contest!
11 Jul -:- QOTD - Carrie Fisher
11 Jul -:- Songs of the South -- Victuals
11 Jul -:- On the other hand, Leslie seems to understand irony pretty well.
11 Jul -:- The FBI At Work On Two Fronts: Waco & the Internet
11 Jul -:- A Comedy Central Contract With America
11 Jul -:- The Unemployed Dog
12 Jul -:- A Natural Couple Adopts...
12 Jul -:- Men - Two or Three Views
12 Jul -:- Third Person Animate Singular, Gender-Neutral
12 Jul -:- Spellchecker blues
12 Jul -:- I Hate When That Happens...
13 Jul -:- The Wizard of Greed and Slime
13 Jul -:- Hugh Grant one-liners
13 Jul -:- SUDOCS Home Page On WWW
13 Jul -:- So you only want to see one movie this summer...
13 Jul -:- Our Well-Informed Electorate Speaks Out
14 Jul -:- Weirdness #386
14 Jul -:- The "Fidel for President" Home Page
14 Jul -:- College notes can kill
14 Jul -:- Songs of the South -- Deportment
14 Jul -:- Techno Ooops
14 Jul -:- NEW STUDY: Marketing Death on the Information Superhighway
17 Jul -:- Re: Techno Ooops
17 Jul -:- What'S Right with America (36 of 61 things)
17 Jul -:- Heat got you down?
18 Jul -:- I seem to recall the Harley getting pushed over a cliff.
18 Jul -:- ATTN JMS: Direction of Toilet Swirl?
18 Jul -:- JOTD -- Snapple
18 Jul -:- Car commercial
19 Jul -:- Gates Nation
19 Jul -:- Cybernews: The Homosexual Agenda
19 Jul -:- WACO lawsuit update
19 Jul -:- HOTD (HTML Of The Day)
19 Jul -:- From u.washington's grad school brochure
19 Jul -:- It's got a ring to it...
19 Jul -:- Bits of Bull No. 331
19 Jul -:- WhiteBoardness July 19, 1995
19 Jul -:- Religious Definition .Sig Of The Day
19 Jul -:- Instructive Reading from Author of Time's `Cyberporn Study'
19 Jul -:- Songs of the Yankee
19 Jul -:- Business Partnership
20 Jul -:- Yakov Smirnoff Update
20 Jul -:- Re: Songs of the Yankee and It's got a ring to it...
20 Jul -:- Today's Example of "Unclear on the Concept"
17 Aug -:- testing - administrivia
18 Aug -:- Says who?
18 Aug -:- Campaign Contributions Database on the Net
18 Aug -:- Bull 335 Excerpts
18 Aug -:- The B O F H's Evil Twin...
18 Aug -:- Re: Getting rid of pesky phone salespeople.
18 Aug -:- .SOTD -- Madness
18 Aug -:- Dilbert Correlation Factor
18 Aug -:- I am paid weekly for keeping my honest opinion out of the paper.
18 Aug -:- FW: Humor: Analogies as bad as my hair (fwd)
21 Aug -:- Two chubby old rockers with beards
21 Aug -:- Open Letter to the French Prime Minister
21 Aug -:- It Had to be Hugh
21 Aug -:- Headlines
21 Aug -:- Microsoft Update
21 Aug -:- WhiteBoardness 21 Aug 1995
22 Aug -:- Cooking shows
22 Aug -:- American Gladiatiors Info Source
22 Aug -:- Just when you thought it was safe...
22 Aug -:- Prodding for Parallel Program Performance
22 Aug -:- The e-mail/penis comparison
22 Aug -:- Start Me Up?
23 Aug -:- Seattle E-Mail Shorthand
23 Aug -:- Atom Bomb Stamp Digest
23 Aug -:- Grad School Immortals #163 - Fred from Ga Tech
23 Aug -:- Pretending to be a Help System
23 Aug -:- QOTD - Jon Stewart on Thanksgiving
23 Aug -:- Mathematical stand up
24 Aug -:- WhiteBoardness 8/23/95
24 Aug -:- Mickey Mantle Stats
25 Aug -:- Not Really A Testimonial
26 Aug -:- WhiteBoardness 8/25/95
26 Aug -:- Is there much knowledge in universities?
26 Aug -:- SURREALTY
26 Aug -:- Netscape anagrams
26 Aug -:- More Some Useful Jargon
28 Aug -:- Language Goes Dead in the Hands of the Powerful
28 Aug -:- Win95 Theology
29 Aug -:- QOTD, 8/29/95
30 Aug -:- Hello Central?
30 Aug -:- Famous Potluck Dishes
31 Aug -:- WhiteBoardness 8/30/95
31 Aug -:- Bits of Bull No. 337
31 Aug -:- Windshield Testing
31 Aug -:- Everybody's doin it!
1 Sep -:- Don'tcha wish you lived in Berkeley?
1 Sep -:- Inadvertent Revelations
1 Sep -:- Internet Interaction
3 Sep -:- Museum Info
3 Sep -:- Internet Index #9 Bits
3 Sep -:- Stolen Instruments Recovered?
3 Sep -:- Letter to IRS
4 Sep -:- A Challenge
4 Sep -:- Found The Watch
5 Sep -:- A few nice sentences in French
6 Sep -:- How to tell Designers from Developers
6 Sep -:- Do what your vision tells you to do
6 Sep -:- Effective anti-depressants -- (yawn)!
7 Sep -:- WhiteBoardness 9/6/95
7 Sep -:- An Ignominious End...
7 Sep -:- Top ten list for the women's conference
7 Sep -:- A Serious Deal?
7 Sep -:- Nervous Silicon
7 Sep -:- Potluck News
8 Sep -:- Bits of Bull No. 338
8 Sep -:- Pappy Pelure
9 Sep -:- ROTD (Riddle Of ...)
9 Sep -:- How Does Microsoft Get Away With It?
9 Sep -:- Remember CB Radio?
9 Sep -:- NewAge software
9 Sep -:- Squeeze Box?
10 Sep -:- anatomically correct ascii art
12 Sep -:- QOTD, e e cummings
12 Sep -:- Oops! Did we miss it already?
12 Sep -:- On This Day -- September 12
12 Sep -:- 1-800-444-1555 -- Thank you, Exxon
12 Sep -:- Just in case you forgot...
12 Sep -:- The Elephant and the Plastic Surgeon
12 Sep -:- WhiteBoardness 9/11/95
13 Sep -:- Who's In Favor Of Suffrage?
13 Sep -:- Abuse of statistics
13 Sep -:- A succinct statement of the problem ...
13 Sep -:- Leaked Internic Memo & a comment
13 Sep -:- NPR on Windows95
13 Sep -:- Legend, Urban or Otherwise
14 Sep -:- The domain game
14 Sep -:- Logic 666
14 Sep -:- That's a reason.
14 Sep -:- I Am Not Making This Up (but are they?)
14 Sep -:- TOURBUS Hijacked! (Bus Trip to Petville) (fwd)
15 Sep -:- IOTD (Idiocy Of ...)
15 Sep -:- We Come In Peace?
15 Sep -:- Rush Limbaugh and the Pig
15 Sep -:- Barbie Update -- Toxic Doll Syndrome
16 Sep -:- Distressing News?
16 Sep -:- The Domain Game Continued -- Welcome to the Revolution.
16 Sep -:- The People With Holes In Their Heads
16 Sep -:- Cisco Systems To Have City Renamed
16 Sep -:- Lowered Barn -- Re: TOURBUS Hijacked! (Bus Trip to Petville)
16 Sep -:- WhiteBoardness 9/15/95
16 Sep -:- Punch Rush!
18 Sep -:- Operating Thetan Summary and Analysis
18 Sep -:- How many people do *you* know with a C function named after them ?
18 Sep -:- QOTD - e. e. cummings
18 Sep -:- A Few Ambiguous Headlines
18 Sep -:- Nickname Alert -- Braulio
18 Sep -:- The Changing Face of Language
18 Sep -:- The Tax Man Cummeth
21 Sep -:- The Usenet Oracle Discusses M----S---
21 Sep -:- WhiteBoardness 9/19/95
21 Sep -:- pshift - paradigm shift utility
21 Sep -:- From the frontiers of hot cuisine...
21 Sep -:- Re: The Domain Game Continued -- Welcome to the Revolution.
21 Sep -:- Things that make you go hmmm...
22 Sep -:- I shot a query into the net.
22 Sep -:- The non-stop Geraldo episodes?
22 Sep -:- Man, I'm Glad I'm A Man, Man
22 Sep -:- QOTD Kennedy & Woodcock
22 Sep -:- Re: Language goes dead in the hands of the powerful.
22 Sep -:- Drought thoughts
22 Sep -:- First International Virtual Conference on Mad Science (IVCMS'96)
22 Sep -:- Welcome to Netscape Mail(TM)
22 Sep -:- Ultra Slim-Fast vs. Science Teachers
22 Sep -:- Jobs on Windows
22 Sep -:- Sex for Dummies
22 Sep -:- Two quotes (Berra & Lange) and a Hollywood anecdote...
22 Sep -:- Weirdness #394
22 Sep -:- Peaceable Texans for Firearm Rights
22 Sep -:- Lance Ito, Guitar Freak.
22 Sep -:- The Last Human Being Without Windows95
22 Sep -:- Freddie's Crispy Raisin Cookies
22 Sep -:- WhiteBoardness 9/22/95
22 Sep -:- Fairness & Accuracy In Reporting
22 Sep -:- Milk-Drinking Statues & The Amazing One
23 Sep -:- The Un-Christian Christian Right
24 Sep -:- The ironies abound....
25 Sep -:- Barry White's Banjo Bus
25 Sep -:- Who's Who
25 Sep -:- Jerry Garcia, gratefully dead in the Afterlife
25 Sep -:- I hear they invented virtual memory & laser printers, too.
25 Sep -:- The Insatiable Alien Appetite
26 Sep -:- WhiteBoardness 9/25/95
26 Sep -:- Re: I hear they invented virtual memory & laser printers, too.
26 Sep -:- Thousands of uses (plus 2)
26 Sep -:- The Gort (or Klaatu) Fan Club
26 Sep -:- The Standard Signature Rider
26 Sep -:- The Software Development Process
26 Sep -:- JOTD -- A Child's Wish
26 Sep -:- Weirdness #395
26 Sep -:- Re: The Gort (or Klaatu) Fan Club
26 Sep -:- QOTD -:- The Seattle P-I rolls over and plays dumb
28 Sep -:- The People's Choice
28 Sep -:- WhiteBoardness 9/27/95
28 Sep -:- Spellchecking -- Bits of Bull No. 341
29 Sep -:- Tough to get a conviction in some parts...
29 Sep -:- Spellchecking -- Bits of Bullshit, ameegro!
29 Sep -:- Top Reasons To Buy Win 95
30 Sep -:- po-mo humor
30 Sep -:- QOTD -- Zappa ("encore performance")
2 Oct -:- About the American Hyphen Society.
3 Oct -:- The odds favor the House...
3 Oct -:- The Media Lab's shindig of the year?
3 Oct -:- Attn space cadets! We are receiving a message from Command_Override!
3 Oct -:- Could've been a banjoke, but...
3 Oct -:- WhiteBoardness 10/2/95
3 Oct -:- Outlaw Oneiromancy
3 Oct -:- Elevator fun (I've got new socks on!)
3 Oct -:- JsOTD -- 10/3/95
3 Oct -:- MMJ (More Musician Jokes)
3 Oct -:- SEC Edgar Database May Not Last
3 Oct -:- Re: Could've been a banjoke, but...
3 Oct -:- Star Trek '95
3 Oct -:- Process Flowchart
3 Oct -:- O.J. Summary (Ouch!)
3 Oct -:- Administrivia re 10/4 -- 10/11
12 Oct -:- Have you ever wondered what a "shaftologist" is?
12 Oct -:- Top 10 reasons why Beer is better than Religion...
12 Oct -:- NT is a great server OS because it's so user-friendly
12 Oct -:- FLASH! -- San Francisco Accordian Festival
12 Oct -:- MJOTD (Music Joke of...) for 10/5/95
12 Oct -:- .SOTD - computer languages
12 Oct -:- What's the Difference?
12 Oct -:- Specialization Everywhere
12 Oct -:- Sure you cough, but you don't die...
13 Oct -:- Curse Shortage
13 Oct -:- A hun'rd and ten million! That's pretty good shootin', stranger.
13 Oct -:- QOTD -- Marilyn Vos Savant
13 Oct -:- French Testing
13 Oct -:- Weirdness #397
13 Oct -:- WhiteBoardness 10/6/95
13 Oct -:- Theremin - The Movie
16 Oct -:- QOTD -- (for 10/8) Bridge
16 Oct -:- Everything I need to know I learned in, ..., er, ...
16 Oct -:- JOTD -- (10/9) OJ & the Web
16 Oct -:- Fun_People HQ decides to search for a Mac...
16 Oct -:- The tragedy of Canada
16 Oct -:- Is SCSI magic?
16 Oct -:- Freemarket Democracy at work?
17 Oct -:- Watch your language - the sequel
17 Oct -:- Wary Wal-Mart
17 Oct -:- The optimist's view of the OJ trial
17 Oct -:- The difference between engineers and mathematicians.
17 Oct -:- 1995 Ig Nobel awards
17 Oct -:- Our Political System At Work
17 Oct -:- Your Net Activities for Sale
17 Oct -:- Errata, oversights, and responses 10/17/95
17 Oct -:- They Really Said That - Part 2, Politicians
17 Oct -:- If Microsoft Built Cars
17 Oct -:- AOL on the Limbaugh show.
18 Oct -:- Photographers take pictures!
18 Oct -:- Techno-Gershwin Revealed
18 Oct -:- Byte size, nativity explained, & metricization
18 Oct -:- TV Nation Polls From The NBC Days
18 Oct -:- Thanks for the Care Package!
18 Oct -:- Re: Your Net Activities for Sale
18 Oct -:- QOTD - Al Rogers
18 Oct -:- Little Johnny Dirty Joke O' The Day (I think)
18 Oct -:- Biker Mice From Mars
18 Oct -:- Thought for the day - 10/18/95
19 Oct -:- Everything that can be invented has been invented.
19 Oct -:- Never say never.
19 Oct -:- *click*
19 Oct -:- FYI, the warranty is on the back of your birth certificate.
19 Oct -:- The complete U.S. & U.K. confusions
20 Oct -:- A Word A Day--thank-you-ma'am
20 Oct -:- LOVEMAKER V3.1
21 Oct -:- Weirdness #399
21 Oct -:- MEEMOTD - Most Embarrassing E-Moment Of The Day
22 Oct -:- Theology from a hacker perspective...
23 Oct -:- A story 'bout a man named Jed
23 Oct -:- Potluck Update
23 Oct -:- Interesting items dfitzpat found in the LA Times - 10/23/95
23 Oct -:- QOTD finalists -- the pragmatic viewpoint
23 Oct -:- Netscape Offers A Coffee Mug For Security Bugs
23 Oct -:- JOTD - race horses behind the scenes
23 Oct -:- And it reaches new lows...
23 Oct -:- If you get the joke, well ...
23 Oct -:- Five Questions Explained
24 Oct -:- Kudzu anyone?
24 Oct -:- The ongoing net war -- the Spam King battle
24 Oct -:- Three worst Chinese torture tests
24 Oct -:- The BOFH's mild-mannered nephew...
24 Oct -:- Top ten things that will get you kicked out of a bookstore
25 Oct -:- Humpty Dumpty & Gutenberg
25 Oct -:- The point on the graph at which the relationship starts ...
25 Oct -:- 101 Easy Ways To Say No
25 Oct -:- Help with cleats?
25 Oct -:- Lyrics to the Star Trek theme
25 Oct -:- WhiteBoardness - L.A., Cambridge, & Canberra
25 Oct -:- Deja Voodoo
27 Oct -:- WhiteBoardness 10/23/95
27 Oct -:- The Top 10 Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex
27 Oct -:- Humor
27 Oct -:- A music business mini-drama in one act
27 Oct -:- WhiteBoardness 10/27/95 - whipping in Belfast & testosterone in Atlanta
28 Oct -:- Musings on the English Language
28 Oct -:- Quote of the day - Bomb?
31 Oct -:- Fall back! . . . Fall Back! . . . Fall Back! . . . Fall Back! .
31 Oct -:- WhiteBoardness 10/30/95 - Russians & Rockets
31 Oct -:- Tasty Bits from TBTF for 10/30/95 - Satire Online
31 Oct -:- New M$HTML Extensions (or "Why Microsoft is Stupid")
31 Oct -:- ... that will allow them catch and compile lists of sinners.
31 Oct -:- QOTD - 10/31/95 Clint Eastwood
31 Oct -:- Halloween costume
31 Oct -:- The Funeral - All we had to do ...
31 Oct -:- New Calif. Law
1 Nov -:- Happy November 1 and the day after Christmas...
1 Nov -:- Cohen & Solomon on: Macneil/Lehrer & Self-Censorship
1 Nov -:- 50 Fun Things for Professors to Do on the First Day of Class
1 Nov -:- Bill Gates finds new ways to be unpleasant
1 Nov -:- QOTD - Babaloo Rum Dust
1 Nov -:- Fun Demonstrations for the First Day of Lab Class
1 Nov -:- Seasonal Humor for next season...
2 Nov -:- Sympathy for the Devil
2 Nov -:- More music jokes - A Bass Canard
2 Nov -:- Six people to write a sitcom?
2 Nov -:- Patenting Indigenous People
2 Nov -:- The Amazing Randi - But I didn't drink the water...
2 Nov -:- WhiteBoardness - 10/18/95
6 Nov -:- WhiteBoardness 11/3/95
6 Nov -:- Governmental Innovation - Adapt or Die.
6 Nov -:- Weirdness #401 - 13Oct95
6 Nov -:- Updated Lord's prayer
6 Nov -:- JOTD - Seeing Eye Chihuahua
6 Nov -:- You want irony? Ha! (Connect the dots...)
6 Nov -:- Sex After the Loss of a Spouse [?]
6 Nov -:- Study: Male TSs Brains Resemble Women's
6 Nov -:- QOTD - Global Village
8 Nov -:- Wild Animals in Congress
8 Nov -:- The Dark Rituals of Unix
8 Nov -:- Internet 1 - newspapers 0
8 Nov -:- QOTD - Seinfeld
8 Nov -:- AQOTD (Another ...) - Ratliffe
8 Nov -:- DJsOTD (Dirty Jokes ...) - 11/8/95
8 Nov -:- QOYD (Quote of YesterDay), 11/7/95 - Mizner
8 Nov -:- Great low prices on frozen rats!
8 Nov -:- Miscellaneous Bits from "Life 6.6"
8 Nov -:- Reagan's brain: the search continues
8 Nov -:- QOTD - 11/8/75 - Manilow
8 Nov -:- WhiteBoardness - 11/8/95
9 Nov -:- A Petition (with a complete forwarding path)
9 Nov -:- "thought" for today, 11/9/95
9 Nov -:- STOP THE PRESSES! (Re: A Petition)
9 Nov -:- QOTD - Gender Programming Explained
10 Nov -:- "From the Left" on Crossfire
10 Nov -:- LOTD (Laugh Of ...) - Thu, Nov 09 1995
10 Nov -:- Desperado -- The Wild Heart
10 Nov -:- veggie tangent (fwd)
10 Nov -:- GOV - Home Pages of the Candidates (NOT!)
10 Nov -:- UM Football entrance exam
11 Nov -:- The Great Spectrum Giveaway
12 Nov -:- JsOTD - Leibowitz, Lewis, Williams, Allen, Barr
12 Nov -:- ... new features have been introduced
13 Nov -:- Absurd Warning Labels
13 Nov -:- Singularity stupid.
13 Nov -:- QOTD - Everything is beatiful . . . in its own way.
13 Nov -:- WhiteBoardness - 11/10/95
13 Nov -:- Weirdness #402 - 10/20/95
14 Nov -:- Manufacturing Consensus?
14 Nov -:- "Well, okay, but we never used the word 'threat'."
14 Nov -:- 60 Minutes - back down, back up, or back away?
14 Nov -:- Stream Of Consciousness -- US TV to the Browns via the Beatles
14 Nov -:- Cusstom Speling
14 Nov -:- Undocumented Windows 95 Error-Codes
15 Nov -:- Basic Tax
15 Nov -:- MacBeth'95
15 Nov -:- QsOTD - animal aspects - Fry & Laurie, Brown, & Kermit
15 Nov -:- Without Comment
15 Nov -:- Win95 - A Hacker's Net Dream
15 Nov -:- JOTD - As all-American as baseball...
15 Nov -:- Mind your p's and q's.
15 Nov -:- Scientists vs. Artists vs. Athletes - generalizing wildly
15 Nov -:- QOTD - 11/15/95, Dr. Ruth
16 Nov -:- Correspondence from the clueless - UPDATE
16 Nov -:- The Unix alphabet
16 Nov -:- Psychotics, Neurotics, & Civil Servants
16 Nov -:- UC lightbulb jokes
16 Nov -:- Behind The Simpsons Scenes
16 Nov -:- JOTD - Leno (master of the cheap shot), 11/16/95
17 Nov -:- Programmeric numerals
17 Nov -:- CounterSpin - CBS Puffs Tobacco
18 Nov -:- Try this now! -- Don't wait. -- 1-800-829-1040
20 Nov -:- Wait (Re: Try this now! ...)
22 Nov -:- Day-for-night?
22 Nov -:- QOTD - Robin William explains men
22 Nov -:- JsOTD - 11/22/95 Hamilton, Peyser, Maher
25 Nov -:- Tweeze denied beef worker isthmus!
25 Nov -:- This reindeer enslaver, this exploiter of elves?
25 Nov -:- READ MEAT - Itchy Fiberglass Pantsuit
25 Nov -:- QOTD - Hate is Good
25 Nov -:- Weirdness #404 - 3Nov95
26 Nov -:- In case you were wondering what they're thinking...
28 Nov -:- Java Predictions
28 Nov -:- Twisted Greeting Cards
28 Nov -:- What gives the Net sects appeal.
28 Nov -:- The Trailing Edge Catalog
29 Nov -:- Yet More Dan Quayle Quotes
29 Nov -:- What can you say in a situation like that?
29 Nov -:- My mailing list is stranger than your mailing list.
29 Nov -:- The perfect perfect rejection rejection letter
29 Nov -:- Meet the National Federation of Republican Women
29 Nov -:- Bill Gates funny flamage & a comment
29 Nov -:- Online Freedom Fighters Anarchist Liberation spoof censor
29 Nov -:- Exciting operations in the Intel 8051...
30 Nov -:- CNN Factoid Du Jour
30 Nov -:- DECEMBER 2 Potluck - Special offer
30 Nov -:- Chirstmas Greetings from the Legal Department
1 Dec -:- POTD - unintentional?
1 Dec -:- D.N.A. joke
2 Dec -:- Cash Giveaway - The Zen of Public Relations
2 Dec -:- Gardening News for the Winter Doldrums
2 Dec -:- AOL Mind Police Running Scared (and Sloppy)
2 Dec -:- Netscape 2.0b2 allows for invasion of privacy
3 Dec -:- Weirdness #405 - 10Nov95
3 Dec -:- Re: Netscape 2.0b2 allows for invasion of privacy
3 Dec -:- SMARM ALERT : Newsweek- Balkan & Sacred Harp
3 Dec -:- QOTD, 12/3/95 - Do miracles violate the order of things?
5 Dec -:- SLOTD - (Straight Line Of The Day)
5 Dec -:- WFMU - Home of Freeform Radio
5 Dec -:- "The Snubbing of Newt" (fwd)
5 Dec -:- "To Renew America" - Worth every dollar...
5 Dec -:- 'Honoraria in Ciberspazio' (fwd)
5 Dec -:- Jesus the Teacher
6 Dec -:- Last Chance on Censorship Bill
6 Dec -:- SRATOTD
7 Dec -:- WhiteBoardness 12/6/95
7 Dec -:- Bits of BONG Bull #350
7 Dec -:- Saro-Wiwa
7 Dec -:- CWD--The Net Gets the Shaft
7 Dec -:- DESPERADO: Sex is only dirty when done right
8 Dec -:- James Bond Stats
8 Dec -:- Universal Grade Change Form
8 Dec -:- Carmen - in Italglish
8 Dec -:- Weirdness [406] - 17Nov95
8 Dec -:- The Dangers of Name-Dropping
8 Dec -:- Trischka - Tony gets good words
8 Dec -:- JsOTD - 12/8/95 - McConnell & Cutler
8 Dec -:- PRESS RELEASE: Novell admits helping Microsoft
8 Dec -:- Rally in SanFran meatspace to protest censorship in cyberspace!
8 Dec -:- WhiteBoardness - 12/8/95
9 Dec -:- Your calendar for the week 12/10 - 12/16 - TV Nation & Internet Protest
9 Dec -:- QOTD - No slack at all.
9 Dec -:- QOTD - 1/10/95 - Rod Stewart
11 Dec -:- On the record.
11 Dec -:- Toy Story index
11 Dec -:- Trouble in River City
11 Dec -:- Notes from the Weird Watch - 12/11/95
11 Dec -:- AOL Vulgarity Guidelines
11 Dec -:- The Ten Most Dimwitted Members of Congress - long but ...
11 Dec -:- Censorship Protest Rescheduled
11 Dec -:- I thought this was pretty funny... (fwd)
11 Dec -:- WhiteBoardness - 12/11/95
11 Dec -:- WHAT THE PROFESSOR REALLY MEANS
11 Dec -:- It loses something, translation or original...
13 Dec -:- Mike Godwin on Internet censorship.
13 Dec -:- Piece is the Way...
13 Dec -:- In TOY STORY, rated G by the ultraliberal MPAA...
13 Dec -:- Each and every day the Net gets just a little bit stranger.
13 Dec -:- Adventures in Randi-land -:- Quadro Corp.
13 Dec -:- Weirdness #407 - 24Nov95
13 Dec -:- MIT -:- College admissions in the marketeering age...
13 Dec -:- How to Know If You Are Ready for Parenthood
13 Dec -:- Ever more stupid language tricks...
13 Dec -:- Bit o' Bull No. 351
13 Dec -:- From the community-music mailing list...
13 Dec -:- .SOTD - Gary Sanders
13 Dec -:- Steamy Winter Story
14 Dec -:- The Rights of Young People (an excerpt)
15 Dec -:- Cakes and Ale
15 Dec -:- Throwing the Book at Them
15 Dec -:- QOTD - What's been written in C?
16 Dec -:- Microsoft Panhandling for Windows '95
16 Dec -:- High Tech Hollywood
16 Dec -:- Weirdness #408 - 1Dec95
16 Dec -:- Last Night I Had the Strangest Dream...
16 Dec -:- Real-time 64-bit QDWI. - Apple vs. IBM
16 Dec -:- FW: Poetry for (by) cats (fwd)
16 Dec -:- Re: High Tech Hollywood
18 Dec -:- On the high seas
18 Dec -:- A Tasty Bit of Tasty Bits from the Technology Front 12/18/95
18 Dec -:- A few euphemisms
18 Dec -:- Fw: Yale TAs facing retalliation (fwd)
18 Dec -:- Today's Standup Elvis Reference - 12/18/95
18 Dec -:- SOTD
19 Dec -:- Conspiracy Nation Vol. 6 No. 41
19 Dec -:- Re: Conspiracy Nation Vol. 6 No. 41
19 Dec -:- Jesus rock face branded a fake
19 Dec -:- The Greeks are especially unhappy.
19 Dec -:- QOTD - Clive James
19 Dec -:- THE POLAR EXPRESS SHARE THE SPIRIT '95 CAMPAIGN
19 Dec -:- Is finishing school that isolating?
19 Dec -:- JSSOTD (Just So Story of ...)
20 Dec -:- A Day in History of Computer Science - 12/18/95
20 Dec -:- The twelve bugs of Christmas
20 Dec -:- Advice of the Day
20 Dec -:- Ramble of the Day
20 Dec -:- If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: TNG
21 Dec -:- Re: A Day in History of Computer Science - 12/18/95
21 Dec -:- WhiteBoardness 12/20/95
21 Dec -:- 41 Questions - Name the Christmas Song
21 Dec -:- To get more out of your computer, ... improve *your* performance.
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