Fun_People Archive
23 Dec
VaporWare Inc

Date: Fri, 23 Dec 94 11:30:10 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: VaporWare Inc

Forwarded-by: Peter Blacksberg <73623.2025@compuserve.com>
From: Bob Blacksberg

--------------Dreams Incorporated

Reiterated Function Systems, a wholly owned subsidiary of VWI _/1 announces
the availability this spring of "Dreams Incorporated" a fractal compression
program to expand and extend your dream life. RFS spokeperson, T. Affine,
describes the product as achieving 50:1 to 100:1 compression of dream
content. "Dreams are the brain's display of fractal chemical and electrical
phenomena. We discovered that the brain's expansion of these formulas
suffers from incomplete reiteration.  Wired to our software, your dream time
and comprehensibility appear to inflate vigorously, restoring full mental
functioning in fractions of the time." Affine refused to speculate on the
connections between cosmic inflation and dream inflation. See A. Linde's
article in the November Scientific American.

_/1 VaporWare Inc.

© 1994 Peter Langston