Fun_People Archive
16 Dec
The Ghost of Dan Quayle Walks the Information SuperBattlements...
Date: Fri, 16 Dec 94 16:05:59 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: The Ghost of Dan Quayle Walks the Information SuperBattlements...
Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: guy@netapp.com (Guy Harris)
From: emclain@cs.washington.edu (Evan McLain)
The following is an excerpt from the e-mail White House Summaries sent by
the White House press office.
---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Tue, 13 Dec 1994 21:43:11 -0500
From:wh-admin@esusda.gov
To: press-info@ghost.esusda.gov
Subject: 94-12-13 White House Summaries
...
> PRESIDENT'S OPENING AND CLOSING PLENARY SUMMIT REMARKS--December
> 11, 1994 -- The President said the leaders have committed to 23
> separate and specific initiatives and more than 100 action steps
> protecting the diversity of plant and animal species, phasing out
> lead and gasoline, reducing infant immortality, and improving
> education and health care.
So how exactly is the government planning to phase out lead and
gasoline? Furthermore, what effect is this going to have on those
poor immortal infants?
© 1994 Peter Langston