Fun_People Archive
5 Dec
Spam Haiku

Date: Mon,  5 Dec 94 18:25:17 PST
To: Fun_people
Subject: Spam Haiku

Forwarded-by: Dan Tenenbaum <dante@halcyon.com>
Forwarded-by: Therese McRae <a-tmcrae@microsoft.com>


Pink tender morsel,
Glistening with salty gel.
What the hell is it?

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Ears, snouts and innards,
A homogeneous mass.
Pass another slice.

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Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat.
Give me a spork please.

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Old man seeks doctor.
"I eat SPAM daily", he says.
Angioplasty.

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Highly unnatural,
The tortured shape of this "food".
A small pink coffin.

© 1994 Peter Langston