Fun_People Archive
18 Nov
QsOTD (Quotes Of ...)

Date: Fri, 18 Nov 94 15:08:23 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: QsOTD (Quotes Of ...)

From: Dan Tenenbaum <dante@halcyon.com>
From: Dean Ericksen <dean@homer.interserv.net>

Courteous Postal Workers:
A. Always have stamps on hand.
B. Are kind, courteous, and patient with customers.
C. Save the last bullet for themselves.
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There's so much comedy on television.  Does that cause comedy in the streets?
     -- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate
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Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
     -- Emo Phillips
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G M: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?
S:   Yes, thirteen.
G M: Thirteen!  Good lord, isn't that a burden?
S:   Well, I love my husband.
G M: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
     -- Groucho Marx, on _You Bet Your Life_
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Suppose you were an idiot.  And suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I repeat myself.  -- Mark Twain
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I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go 
down and meet them with baseball bats.  -- Woody Allen, on the KKK
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When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an
important lesson to be learned.  Do not have sex with the authorities.
     -- From "Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk" in _Life In Hell_
        by Matt Groening

© 1994 Peter Langston