Fun_People Archive
28 Oct
Cows & Lawyers

Date: Fri, 28 Oct 94 12:53:50 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: Cows & Lawyers

Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: qotd-request@ensu.ucalgary.ca (Quote of the day)

During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much
cheap milk at the supermarket. So the government bought and
slaughtered 1.6 million dairy cows.  How come the government
never does anything like this with lawyers?

	-- P.J. O'Rourke's calendar 9/13/1994

[How do you know they don't?  -psl]

© 1994 Peter Langston