Fun_People Archive
24 Oct
Sexist Jokes

Date: Mon, 24 Oct 94 12:23:09 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: Sexist Jokes

[Sorry, folks.  This is some more sexist, unenlightened humor that I just
couldn't resist... -psl]

Forwarded-by: LeClub International <leclub@yucc.yorku.ca>
From: "Karen M. Snelling" <ksnellin@ozarks.sgcl.lib.mo.us>
...

Two women meet on the street.  One asks the other about her companion.
"Well, liquor doesn't agree with him and he doesn't know how to play poker."
"That's wonderful."
"It would be, if he didn't drink and play poker."

Did you hear about the baby born with the organs of both sexes?
It had a penis AND a brain!

A drunk dumb man puts a quarter in a parking meter.  The dial goes to 60.
He looks for a minute and says, "Oh, no!  I've lost 120 pounds!"

My husband just ran off with my best friend.  I'll miss her.

On the way home from a party, a wife said to her husband, "Have I ever 
told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible you are?"
The husband is very flattered.  "Why, no, I don't think you have."
"Then what gave you that idea at that party?"

A dumb man finds his wife in bed with another man.
"What are you doing?"  he yells.
"See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb."

Why did the dumb man snort Nutrasweet?
He thought it was diet coke.

What happened to the dumb man who locked himself in his pickup truck?
His friends had to use a coathanger to get him out.
...

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?

© 1994 Peter Langston