Fun_People Archive
7 Sep
Knock, knock. Who's there?

Date: Wed,  7 Sep 94 12:40:09 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: Knock, knock.  Who's there?

Forwarded-by: cate3@netcom.com (Henry Cate)

KK. WT?  Acid.  Acid who?  Acid down and be quiet. 
KK. WT?  Ammmonia.  Ammonia who?  Ammonia bird in a gilded cage.  
KK. WT?  Barbara.  Barbara who?  Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...?  
KK. WT?  Barry.   Barry who?  Barry me not on the lone prairie.  
KK. WT?  Cereal.  Cereal who?  Cereal pleasure to meet you.  
KK. WT?  Dennis.  Dennis who?  Dennis, anyone?  
KK. WT?  Dwaine.  Dwaine who?  Quick, dwain the bathtub, I'm dwowning!  
KK. WT?  Egypt.   Egypt who?  Egypt me and I want my mummy back!  
KK. WT?  Irish stew.  Irish stew who?  Irish stew in the name of the law.  
KK. WT?  You're a lady.  You're a lady who?  I didn't know you could yodel.  
KK. WT?  The invisble man.  Well, tell him I can't see him.  
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Forwarded-by: "pardo@cs.washington.edu" <pardo@cs.washington.edu>
Told-In-Person-By: David Cohn <cohn@psyche.mit.edu>

KK. WT?  The interrupting cow.  The interrupting ...  Moo!  

© 1994 Peter Langston