Fun_People Archive
28 Aug
Bill's Internet Getaway

Date: Sun, 28 Aug 94 16:46:25 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: Bill's Internet Getaway

Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: dev-null@gauss.asd.sgi.com
From:  bill@LIFESCI.UCLA.EDU (William M. Eldridge)

	ANNOUNCING BILL'S INTERNET GETAWAY

Tired of the hustle and bustle of the internet?  Come to Bill's Internet
Getaway, designed to let you decompress from your many hours of Internet
driving.  Featured on this new and unique service will be:

	1) Nothing
	2) Nothing
  and most excitingly
	3) Nothing.

No graphic assaults, no downloaded Aerosmith, no pizza delivery and
immigration advice.  This site returns to what traditional networking
was all about, and does absolutely nothing.  And the best thing is,
there's no limit to users - day or night, you'll find our site is
willing to cater to all peace and quiet hungry netters trying to escape
from the attack of the Killer Apps.  In addition to our WWW service, we
will soon be providing gopher service and a special ftp site, which in
addition to nothing, will provide etc, lib and bin directories.  Least
you be worried, these will do absolutely nothing, though if user demand
is great enough, we may disable the ls command in our 2.0 release.

Thanks for all the interest, and remember our motto:

   IF IT DOESN'T WORK, IT PROBABLY WASN'T SUPPOSED TO

© 1994 Peter Langston