Fun_People Archive
19 Aug
From the (online) JT Toys catalog

Date: Fri, 19 Aug 94 01:18:21 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: From the (online) JT Toys catalog

Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: guy@netapp.com (Guy Harris)
From: the JT Toys catalog at

	ftp://ftp.std.com/pub/jttoys/catalog

[A.k.a. "The Stockroom" at: http://www.stockroom.com/  -psl, 12/96]

(I was only reading it to test some changes I'd made to Mosaic to
display better error messages, honest...):

                               2. DILDOS, ETC...
                      ----------------------------------
        shaft
        length   diameter
  A399   4.5"       1"     Tiny Dick, Black              8.00   
  A400   4.5"       1"     Tiny Dick, Beige              8.00   

  A443    5"      1 1/4"   Realistic Penis Dildo, Beige 12.50

  A066    6"      1 3/4"   Average Penis Dildo, Black    9.75
  A226    6"      1 3/4"   Average Penis Dildo, Beige    9.75
  A225    6"      1 3/4"   Average Penis Dildo, Pink    10.75
         
  A067    7"      1 7/8"   Large Penis Dildo, Black     11.00
  A228    7"      1 7/8"   Large Penis Dildo, Beige     11.00
  A227    7"      1 7/8"   Large Penis Dildo, Pink      12.00

  A068    9"        2"     Huge Penis Dildo, Black      13.00
  A230    9"        2"     Huge Penis Dildo, Beige      13.00
  A229    9"        2"     Huge Penis Dildo, Pink       13.75

I like the distinction between "Realistic" and "Average".

They also offer

    A178    The Life Saver Vibrator                 5.50
A fun novelty item: a small, hard-working 4.5" plastic vib;  It comes
in a case with orange, red, yellow and green stripes which make it look
like a large roll of that famous candy.  An excellent gift idea, and a
nice trick to keep up your sleeve -- or in your purse.  Takes one AA
battery.

    A364    The Big Life Saver Vibrator             6.75 A longer
version of the Life Saver, this is a slim, 7" vibrator, in the same fun
packaging.  Takes 2 AA batteries.

and, of course (smiley in the original):

BATTERIES: Made available for your one-stop shopping convenience :-).
    A035    AA Batteries                             .25 each
    A036    C Batteries, 2-pack                      .75 (for 2)
These are generic batteries that we buy in bulk.  They work just fine,
and last almost as long as a brand-name general purpose battery at a
fraction of the price.

© 1994 Peter Langston