Fun_People Archive
10 Jul
Breath Mints? We don't need no steenking breath mints!

Date: Sun, 10 Jul 94 17:43:21 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: Breath Mints?  We don't need no steenking breath mints!

Forwarded-by: <joeha@microsoft.com>
From: WhiteBoard News for July 06, 1994

Los Angeles, California:

Los Angelenos better have plenty of breath mints on
hand this weekend when more than 40,000 garlic fans
descend on Westwood Village for the 11th annual Captain
Morgan Los Angeles Garlic Festival.

More than 25 restaurants will be offering garlic-
infused dishes, plus there will be garlic-oil foot
massages, garlic braiders, a garlic specialties
boutique and a stage production of the play "Garlic Is
as Good as Ten Mothers."

[BTW, if you haven't seen the film "Garlic Is as Good as Ten Mothers" you may
not understand how funny (and intriguing) this article is.  For that matter, if
you haven't seen the movie you may not understand a lot of things.  Go see the
movie (i.e. rent it on video).  -psl]

© 1994 Peter Langston