Fun_People Archive
20 Jun
You just *knew* it was going to happen...

Date: Mon, 20 Jun 94 12:35:17 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: You just *knew* it was going to happen...

Forwarded-by: bostic@vangogh.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: Marc Teitelbaum <marc@vangogh.CS.Berkeley.EDU>

Cumming soon, to an internet host near you.

I think /dev/null needs to see this.

(So, do you think the introduction of multimedia workstations will
*increase* or *decrease* programmer productivity?)

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% finger trisha@ramp.com

[ramp.com]
Login name: trisha    	(messages off)	In real life: Brandys Babes
Directory: /home/t/trisha           	Shell: /usr/local/bin/bash
On since Jun 18 13:12:52 on pts002       from phx_ts1.ramp.com
15 seconds Idle Time
New mail received Sat Jun 18 14:45:52 1994;
  unread since Sat Jun 18 14:48:28 1994
Plan:

OOoooooHh! I LIKE IT WHEN YOU FINGER ME BABE YOU KNOW JUST THE RIGHT SPOTS!

Well this is my new account. Soon it will be trisha@brandys.com but I am 
told that my mail will find me.

cUming soon look for a WWW home page with descriptions and pictures of 
the girls that work at Brandys Babes. 

I have some real cool ideas and Brandy has given me almost a free hand 
SOoo look out.

I am working on getting the vid. cam hooked up to the computer so you 
could request a current (semi real time) picture of the girl at the keyboard.
*** or shower :-)  ***

IF YOU HAVE ANY COOL IDEAS SEND THEM TO ME !

LOVE YA
TRISHA

Here is a list of the girls who work here. (Asked for a hundred times.)
and some basic info about the service.

SERVICE NAME: Brandy's Babes

LOCATION: E-central Phx. Az. usa.(no more details)

TYPE OF SERVICE: Private Nude Dancing and Modeling. incall/outcall.

RATES : $150 per/hr

HOURS: Mon.,Wed.-Sat. 6:pm-2:am closed on Sun. & Tues.

                             EMPLOYEES

OWNER:	  Brandy	26yr	blond	blue	5'7"	120lbs.		36-24-28

RECEPTIONIS: Trisha	19yr	blond	green	5'5"	100lbs		38-22-32

DANCER1:	Sheila	22yr	brunette brown	5'3"	105lbs		28-20-24

DANCER2:	Kat	23yr	blond	blue	5'11"	130lbs.		36-24-32

DANCER3:	Bobby	21yr	Red	green	5'2"	98lbs.		30-22-30

Every one gets Sun. and Tues. off and the girls get one rotating night off
and a rotating on call night (on call girl carries an alpha pager) We take
calls up untill 2:am so the girls work Till the last call is done. 

The rates are $150 for the hour in or out call The service gets $50 and
the girl gets $100 for each call. we average 8 to 10 calls per night. 

************         YES WE GO ALL THE WAY      ************

HOPE TO SEE YA SOON

LOVE
XOXOXOXOXO
TRISHA

© 1994 Peter Langston