Fun_People Archive
18 May
Senators with candy?

Date: Wed, 18 May 94 17:38:16 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: Senators with candy?

Forwarded-by: <joeha@microsoft.com>
From: WhiteBoard News for May 18, 1994

Washington, District of Columbia:

Be careful about taking candy from the office of former
Senator Tim Wirth of Colorado.

A group of people whose relatives were killed on Pam Am
flight 103 over Scotland went to Washington recently to
meet with Wirth, who is now the State Department's
counsel.

The group was waiting in Wirth's office when one of the
visitors, a middle-aged woman, reached into a bowl for
a treat wrapped in brightly colored foil.

"I feel like candy," she announced, unwrapped it and
promptly let out a yelp.

She had nearly eaten a condom.

© 1994 Peter Langston