Fun_People Archive
8 May
YMLBJ (Yet More Light Bulb Jokes)

Date: Sun,  8 May 94 23:45:49 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: YMLBJ (Yet More Light Bulb Jokes)

From: larryy@apple.com (Larry Yaeger)

Hoo boy... you asked for it... you'll probably be getting these for months...

Q: How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None.  There isn't enough room to screw in a lightbulb.
   (Author: Levi Thomas)
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Forwarded-by: lou@orange.metron.com (Lou Katz)
Forwarded-by: WILNERM%AM.mrgate@aspen.uml.edu
From: my cousin[?]

Q: How many deans or other college administrators are needed to
   replace a burnt-out light bulb?

A: Two: One to assure the faculty that everything that can be done to
   remedy the situation is being done, and one to screw the new bulb into
   the water faucet.
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From: Jordan Hayes <jordan@heuristicrat.com>

Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to change a tire?
A: Just one ... unless of course it's a blowout, in which case the
   entire team shows up ...
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From: Bruce Reid <reid@sdd.hp.com>

Q:  How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:  None.  Californians don't screw in a lightbulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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From: dz@seanews.akita.com (John S. Ullman)

Q:  How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.

© 1994 Peter Langston