Fun_People Archive
21 Apr
And now a word from our sponsor...

Date: Thu, 21 Apr 94 14:04:40 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: And now a word from our sponsor...

Forwarded-by: bostic@vangogh.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: tale@uunet.uu.net (David C Lawrence)
From:	Fred Wheeler <wheeler@ipl.rpi.edu>
And:	Jeff Sorensen <sorenjs@pb.com>

Have you ever received an automated sales pitch,
  while you were still in your pajamas?

Have you ever had thousands of calls all over 
  the world charged to your stolen account number?

Have you ever had your paycheck deleted
  by faceless intruders from across the globe?

Have you ever had an employer know more about your 
  whereabouts and activities than your spouse?

Have you ever been snuffed to dust by a 
  satellite laser while lying on the beach?

                   ______ 
                  |      |
                  |      |
                  | You  |
                  |      |
                  | Will |
                  |      |
                  |______|


And the company that will bring this to you

                  is AT&T

© 1994 Peter Langston