Fun_People Archive
19 Apr
Joke

Date: Tue, 19 Apr 94 18:24:01 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: Joke

[In case you tried to reach me recently and got a bounce... -psl]

    A man goes to his doctor for a physical.  A week later, the doctor
calls him with the results.  "I've got some bad news and some very bad
news.  First, the bad news.  You have an incurable disease, and I
estimate you have 24 hours to live."

    The patient replies, "My God, that's terrible!  What could possibly
be worse?"

    The doctor says, "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday!"

© 1994 Peter Langston