Fun_People Archive
19 Apr
Happy Fun Ball!

Date: Tue, 19 Apr 94 18:04:23 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: Happy Fun Ball!

Forwarded-by: bostic@vangogh.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: tale@uunet.uu.net (David C Lawrence)
From: ren@wam.umd.edu (Robin Hood)

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	Happy Fun Ball
		-- only $14.95

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid 
prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture,
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

	*Itching
	*Vertigo
	*Dizziness
	*Tingling in extremities
	*Loss of balance or coordination
	*Slurred speech
	*Temporary Blindness
	*Profuse sweating
	*Heart Palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately.  Seek shelter
and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container
and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products 
Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any
and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which
fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also
being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

© 1994 Peter Langston