Fun_People Archive
11 Apr
What goes?

Date: Mon, 11 Apr 94 19:15:03 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: What goes?

From: several sources

Q: What goes "clop, clop, clop, BANG! BANG! clop, clop, clop" ?

A: An Amish drive-by shooting


From: Mike Sollins <msollins@bbn.com>

Q. What goes "jingle, jingle, jingle, BOOM! jingle, jingle" ?

A. Morris dancers in a minefield.

© 1994 Peter Langston