Date: Tue, 15 Feb 94 21:57:30 PST To: Fun_People Subject: Small Joke From: lanih@info.Berkeley.EDU (J. Lani Herrmann) From: arminius@uclink.berkeley.edu From: palmer@sfu.ca From: rickert@cco.caltech.edu From: 92571066@brt.deakin.edu.au Two sodium atoms walk into a bar. One says to the other 'Oh no! I've lost an electron.' The other one says 'Are you sure?' The first one says 'I'm positive'.