Fun_People Archive
9 Feb
Top Ten List for 2/8/94

Date: Wed,  9 Feb 94 16:23:49 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: Top Ten List for 2/8/94

[It's not often that I find the Letterman Top Ten list particularly funny out
of its normal context, but I guess some subjects are just sure winners... -psl]

 From: "Brian Peek, w/ A. Rauch (CABBS)" <peekb@gar.union.edu>

---> February 8, 1994 <---
 
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Top Ten Things Overheard At Ronald Reagan's Birthday Party
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10. "Why's Reagan trying to blow out the chandelier?"
 9. "Happy Birthday to...wait stop.  He's wandered off again!"
 8. "...And now president Reagan will use his Playskool phone to call and wish
    himself a Happy Birthday"
 7. "Mommy make me cake!  Cake good"
 6. "More coffee, Quayle!"
 5. "Hey, someone spiked the punch with Grecian Formula"
 4. "Excuse me, I've got to exercise the old 'Trickle-Down Theory', if you know
    what I mean"
 3. "Quick, hide the cake!  Rush Limbaugh's here!"
 2. "Wow, a Beavis and Butthead T-Shirt!"
 1. "Am I still President?"

© 1994 Peter Langston