Fun_People Archive
3 Feb
Local reactions to local celebrities

Date: Thu,  3 Feb 94 13:53:35 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: Local reactions to local celebrities

 From: jpb@reed.edu (Joe Buhler)
 From: Richard in Portland

Q.  What do you get when you cross Bob Packwood and Tonya Harding?

A.  Someone who comes up, puts a hand on your knee, and squeezes real hard.


 From: jpb@reed.edu (Joe Buhler)
 From: Dori in Portland

Q.  What do Bob Packwood and Tonya Harding have in common?

A.  The are both notorious Oregonians, both deny any wrongdoing, and both
    like to hit on young women.


[But I am reminded of how often people describe Frankenstein with a bolt
 through his neck.  -psl]

© 1994 Peter Langston