Fun_People Archive
13 Jan
Something Really Fun

Date: Thu, 13 Jan 94 17:28:21 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: Something Really Fun

 From: <microsoft.com!dante>

(original author and forwards eaten in the night)

Did I tell you about Philip's latest statistic from hell?  The average
person _eats_ 5-7 spiders a year in their sleep.  Seems the hairy
darlings try to build webs across people's teeth whilst the unsuspecting
folks are sleeping with their mouths open. I have programmed myself to
never again sleep with my mouth open. Some statistics are better not
known.  But I pass them on anyway (if I can't sleep, why should you?)

© 1994 Peter Langston