1994
Fun_People articles from 1994 in chronological order
3 Jan -:- The Internet Index
3 Jan -:- Stopping at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat...
3 Jan -:- You liked the fish tank channel?
3 Jan -:- Weird Name News
3 Jan -:- Re: Powell's Technical Bookstore offers online access
3 Jan -:- FLWOTD
3 Jan -:- Transsexual Toys Lead The Way
4 Jan -:- And you though "Chicago" was just an ugly Mac font...
4 Jan -:- humor-- well, nerd humor.
4 Jan -:- I Broke Malloc
4 Jan -:- Re: You liked the fish tank channel?
6 Jan -:- HTMOTW (Home Town Memo Of The Week - for the Seattle Metro Area)
6 Jan -:- Jinglish
6 Jan -:- Any idiot can own a cat
6 Jan -:- Quote & Comment
6 Jan -:- Thesis Orals Explained
6 Jan -:- Sagan saga
7 Jan -:- Sound too familiar?
7 Jan -:- SQOTD (Scary Quote Of...)
7 Jan -:- THE DIGITAL CITY (DE DIGITALE STAD)
7 Jan -:- Who says the uptight never have any fun?
8 Jan -:- WEIRDNUZ.306 (News of the Weird, December 17, 1993)
8 Jan -:- Homer & Jethro and Journal of Country Music
12 Jan -:- Another one for the coffee table
12 Jan -:- Whoa!
13 Jan -:- Something Really Fun
13 Jan -:- aibohphobia
13 Jan -:- Humor?
13 Jan -:- Re: aibohphobia
14 Jan -:- A Microsoft employee passes away...
14 Jan -:- YAOFTCT (Yet Another One For The Coffee Table)
14 Jan -:- Liberty in the defense of extremism is no vice.
14 Jan -:- Reality strikes again.
14 Jan -:- The Bastard Operator From Hell now works in Manufacturing...
17 Jan -:- Here's another chance to vote early and often...
19 Jan -:- Fun with "Contra Dance" solitaire
19 Jan -:- You've heard of a "whisky tenor" now meet a "beer soprano"...
19 Jan -:- Meat Puppets!
19 Jan -:- first "fish & chips" then "kids & chips"
19 Jan -:- Shake, Rattle, and Roll
20 Jan -:- The Dave Barry corner: more on the info highway
20 Jan -:- Free health care! It's in prison...
20 Jan -:- How to get White House publications...
21 Jan -:- A Mayo v. Satan and his Servants for the Nineties
22 Jan -:- Those wild and wacky world leaders
22 Jan -:- Excessively Distorted Language
22 Jan -:- The Answer Is...
22 Jan -:- Privatize!
23 Jan -:- Notes From Nerd Hell
23 Jan -:- The Feynman bowling-ball anecdote & two offspring
24 Jan -:- More bowling ball "evidence"
24 Jan -:- Henny Youngman learns C
24 Jan -:- More e-paperwork
24 Jan -:- MEEM precursors
25 Jan -:- MEEMs (Most Embarrassing E-Mails)
25 Jan -:- The RCA dog
25 Jan -:- Become a drug statistic!
26 Jan -:- More language lessons
26 Jan -:- More useless quotes
27 Jan -:- Family Values Survey
28 Jan -:- QOTD - Intel Inside, 1/28/94
29 Jan -:- WEIRDNUZ.307 (News of the Weird, December 24, 1993)
1 Feb -:- Irreproducible Sex Tour
1 Feb -:- quick thinking electrical engineer
1 Feb -:- The NorthWest Corner: The Tonya Harding Quiz
1 Feb -:- You gotta draw the line somewhere...
1 Feb -:- Seeing both sides of this issue...
1 Feb -:- Math Haiku
1 Feb -:- Clipper Petition
2 Feb -:- Own goals! - soccer anyone?
2 Feb -:- house calls
3 Feb -:- Tonya Harding -- Forwarded mail
3 Feb -:- The Bills
3 Feb -:- Weird News Nuggets
3 Feb -:- Local reactions to local celebrities
3 Feb -:- What's wrong with the "house calls" picture?
3 Feb -:- Only two drinks tonight
3 Feb -:- it ain't no sewing machine
4 Feb -:- The Death of Proof
4 Feb -:- Staking out claims along the Information Superhighway...
4 Feb -:- Top Ten List for 2/3/94
5 Feb -:- R.I.P -- Privacy '94
7 Feb -:- Weird Legal Actions
8 Feb -:- QOTD - Wing, 2/8/94
8 Feb -:- Irrational (but Reproducible) Risk Research
8 Feb -:- Why the Internet Is Like a Penis
8 Feb -:- DBCOTW (Dave Barry Column of the Week)
9 Feb -:- EFF Announcement w.r.t. Clipper (please send e-mail)
9 Feb -:- Top Ten List for 2/8/94
9 Feb -:- UBPIOTD (Useless But Possibly Interesting Information Of The Day, natch)
10 Feb -:- Banjo Exorcist Available
10 Feb -:- Followups to "How MilSpecs Live Forever"
10 Feb -:- Wanna make tenure fast?
11 Feb -:- Old Iranian Proverb
11 Feb -:- A few embarrassing accidents...
14 Feb -:- Talking about specs that live forever...
14 Feb -:- Vice President Says Clipper Chip Controls Inadequate
14 Feb -:- Social Skills in the Military
14 Feb -:- These guys really know their stuff!
15 Feb -:- Remove my name from your rooster!
15 Feb -:- Automotive Innovation (not so stupid criminal tricks)
15 Feb -:- Block That Metaphor!
15 Feb -:- Small Joke
16 Feb -:- Miscellaneous Months
16 Feb -:- Murphy's Laws of Combat
16 Feb -:- Jackboots on the Infobahn; by John Perry Barlow
17 Feb -:- Other Laws of Combat
17 Feb -:- Olympic flash
17 Feb -:- New country names
17 Feb -:- Hi-res color
17 Feb -:- more Stupid Homophobe Tricks
17 Feb -:- Signs of Assimilation?
21 Feb -:- Mythical Events?
22 Feb -:- Annie Sprinkle has been a sex worker all her adult life
22 Feb -:- Re: Need info
23 Feb -:- Obituary
23 Feb -:- Gay Muppets
23 Feb -:- Puyallup & Darrington -- local humor
23 Feb -:- RTL Computer Virii
23 Feb -:- Domino's "Humanitarian of the Year" Award
27 Feb -:- Bobbitry
28 Feb -:- Just when you thought it was safe to ...
28 Feb -:- Weird Science
28 Feb -:- More Salmon Breath
1 Mar -:- The BBC's ``Green Book''
2 Mar -:- Concerning your recent submission
2 Mar -:- Suspicious Minds Want to Know about Elvis's Nose
2 Mar -:- Not So Big, Not So Blue...
2 Mar -:- Hands Off Mississippi, too!
3 Mar -:- Rejection rejection
3 Mar -:- The Canberra Times takes Narooma more seriously...
3 Mar -:- Threat to the President
3 Mar -:- Art Imitates Life
4 Mar -:- The Annotated American Pie
4 Mar -:- The metaphor that wouldn't die
4 Mar -:- CD Abuse
6 Mar -:- Tell me again - how do we recruit salesmen
6 Mar -:- An ugliness of the times...
7 Mar -:- Concerning your recent submission (fwd)
7 Mar -:- A little light bathroom reading...
7 Mar -:- grad student checklist (fwd)
9 Mar -:- Weird news
9 Mar -:- Cyberpunk - Online!
9 Mar -:- Roshomon revised
9 Mar -:- Re: A little light bathroom reading...
10 Mar -:- The Rude Awakening...
10 Mar -:- Shades O'Henry
10 Mar -:- And you thought playing scales was boring...
10 Mar -:- Re: The Rude Awakening...
10 Mar -:- The Bobbitt Prayer (about as bad as you expect...)
10 Mar -:- It really takes you back, doesn't it?
10 Mar -:- Misc Silly Stuff (not all of it pathetic)
10 Mar -:- Hip Hop Programming
11 Mar -:- Nose for News
11 Mar -:- sign me up
11 Mar -:- Drums on tour
11 Mar -:- TFTD (Thought For The Day?)
15 Mar -:- Well, Tommy...
15 Mar -:- QOTD - decaffeinated coffee, 3/15/94
15 Mar -:- YAUL
15 Mar -:- Spoiler Alert!
16 Mar -:- Top Ten Tools
16 Mar -:- X-rated Disney
16 Mar -:- A free enterprise
16 Mar -:- Just a bit of education...
16 Mar -:- pipers piping
16 Mar -:- You can see right down Broadway...
17 Mar -:- YAE (Yet Another Element...)
17 Mar -:- Banjoke #307
17 Mar -:- Can They Do That?
18 Mar -:- Undone by undo?
18 Mar -:- Forthcoming Internet Books
19 Mar -:- A very subtle question (and QOTD)
19 Mar -:- alt.sex.math
19 Mar -:- And to think, I bought a DX7 in a music store 10 years ago...
20 Mar -:- Those special effects get more and more convincing...
21 Mar -:- ULs in the news
21 Mar -:- More humor from the upper-left corner
22 Mar -:- Goodbye Old Pal [sniff!]
22 Mar -:- Emo, Emo and More Emo!
22 Mar -:- FunPhone Sounds
23 Mar -:- More amusing stuff from that wacky Northwest
23 Mar -:- P.C. P.C. (I still don't do Windows...)
23 Mar -:- Tonya's email hacked by Dave Barry
24 Mar -:- Ding-dong, the wicked patent is dead.
24 Mar -:- QOTD - Don't ask, don't tell
25 Mar -:- Extremes
25 Mar -:- FW: Alert: Sound in the sea
25 Mar -:- Know Thyself
25 Mar -:- A sample of the prohibited stuff...
25 Mar -:- Spring is in the air...
25 Mar -:- senate bill
26 Mar -:- The voice of DOOM
27 Mar -:- Yes, but does this keep them from getting into heaven?
28 Mar -:- SPTOTD (Stupid President Trick Of The Day, natch)
28 Mar -:- Eggvertising
29 Mar -:- Warm up those tonsils
29 Mar -:- Clipper spin-off technologies
29 Mar -:- Fun_History - The First Patent
29 Mar -:- Fun with words - Spin control at its finest
29 Mar -:- Miscellaneous Hilarity
30 Mar -:- The Journal of Irreproducible Results Takes a Stand on Abortion
30 Mar -:- SQOTD (Surreal Quote...)
30 Mar -:- Californians -- ACTION ALERT- SUPPORT ONLINE PUBLIC-RECORDS ACCESS
30 Mar -:- C & UNIX HOAX
31 Mar -:- Ozark promotion
31 Mar -:- BQFAOS (Best Quote From An Orientation Speech)
31 Mar -:- Too clever to be dishonest?
31 Mar -:- Theology at its Finest
31 Mar -:- Ugo Ugo Lhuga...
31 Mar -:- Drums in Borneo
1 Apr -:- ...and maybe masturbation really IS "the thinking man's television."
1 Apr -:- The passing of "clockwise" and "dial-tone"
1 Apr -:- Bruce Sterling: Remarks at Computers, Freedom and Privacy Conference IV
5 Apr -:- SPAM JAKE DAY -- A Summary
5 Apr -:- Finally, an answer to that age-old question...
6 Apr -:- NEW IMPROVED WORLD'S GREATEST POLITICAL QUIZ
6 Apr -:- QOTD - Flaherty, 4/6/94
7 Apr -:- Nielson T.V. Ratings -- Mar 21-27
7 Apr -:- Re: Whale testing
7 Apr -:- COOL Story from SD Conference '94
7 Apr -:- QOTD - Stone, 4/7/94
7 Apr -:- Supersonic and not so sonic?
11 Apr -:- MYSTERIOUS EARACHE CAUSED BY UNWANTED SOUVENIR
11 Apr -:- I see London, I see France ...
11 Apr -:- A Graduate of the Richard Nixon School of Political Science?
11 Apr -:- The Compact Disc Connection
11 Apr -:- Re: SPAM JAKE DAY
11 Apr -:- Dave Barry responds to e-mail hacking charges
11 Apr -:- The 46 things
11 Apr -:- What goes?
12 Apr -:- WhiteBoardness 4/11/94
12 Apr -:- Utah Humor
12 Apr -:- One-upping the professor
12 Apr -:- A new family of PAAs
13 Apr -:- Who guards the guards?
13 Apr -:- We figured as much?
13 Apr -:- Weird News Highlights
13 Apr -:- Shells vs. GUI's vs. Muhammed Ali
13 Apr -:- IMPORTANT PROCLAMATION: THE FUTURE OF THE NET IS AT HAND!
14 Apr -:- Creationism: I love it!
14 Apr -:- National Super Highway
14 Apr -:- Parse this! -- the question (READ ME FIRST)
14 Apr -:- Parse this! -- the answer (READ ME LAST)
14 Apr -:- Innocent Church Signs
15 Apr -:- Tough Questions and Unfamiliar Products
15 Apr -:- NASA Headline News for 04/31/94
16 Apr -:- HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?
17 Apr -:- Re: Parse this! (Winston Churchill meets the Buffalo buffalos)
19 Apr -:- A really thorough test
19 Apr -:- A little pocket of oppression
19 Apr -:- The Swiss Really Know How to Have Fun
19 Apr -:- Rocky's a sweetheart.
19 Apr -:- Happy Fun Ball!
19 Apr -:- Joke
20 Apr -:- The Talking Propellerheads?
20 Apr -:- Drive-By Postings
21 Apr -:- Libertarian Party opposes Digital Telephony and Clipper
21 Apr -:- QOTD - Arrow, 4/21/94
21 Apr -:- The software that worked too well
21 Apr -:- Science Lesson
21 Apr -:- Bison bison novoeboracensis
21 Apr -:- And now a word from our sponsor...
21 Apr -:- Post office follies
22 Apr -:- More gang violence
22 Apr -:- .SQOTD (.sig quote of...)
24 Apr -:- Filing a TSR (TLA Shortage Report)
24 Apr -:- Ridiculous or Sublime?
24 Apr -:- Accordions in Irish Music
24 Apr -:- Republican genetic factor found
24 Apr -:- Elizabethan Insult Kit
25 Apr -:- This is not sleazy or anything...
25 Apr -:- Re: cat bathing
26 Apr -:- Bumper Stickers
26 Apr -:- Fun_Person on the air...
26 Apr -:- Re: Bumper Stickers
26 Apr -:- SIASOTD
26 Apr -:- Quote without Quomment
26 Apr -:- Re: Re: Bumper Stickers
27 Apr -:- Are You Man Enough?
27 Apr -:- Re: Re: Re: Bumper Stickers
27 Apr -:- R.S.A. 129 falls, taking the squeamish ossifrage with it...
27 Apr -:- More info on Bellcore and RSA 129 (without the squeamish ossifrage)
28 Apr -:- mourning Nixon
29 Apr -:- More stupid criminal tricks & a stupid court trick, too
29 Apr -:- uh-oh -- a cautionary tale
29 Apr -:- Re: Mourning Nixon -- Mourning Reagan (early)
29 Apr -:- Either it's not a problem or it's not possible...
29 Apr -:- Re: mourning Nixon (on 4/27)
30 Apr -:- Re: mourning Nixon (first words)
30 Apr -:- Odell Thompson killed in accident
1 May -:- More conspiracy information
2 May -:- Re: mourning Nixon (songs)
3 May -:- This is a test - please ignore
3 May -:- Swiss Holiday Fun
3 May -:- Much to the conductor's dismay . . .
3 May -:- More Cow Humor
4 May -:- QOTD - Linstadt, 5/4/94
5 May -:- PSL classes (Postmodern as a Second Language)
5 May -:- Job Description From the Book of the Jaguar Priest
5 May -:- Elizabethan Insult Kit - Upgrade Now Available
6 May -:- Nothing Is Surprising Anymore...
6 May -:- Got a case of Stallone?
6 May -:- Politico-cultural ruminations
7 May -:- MONDO 2000 WINS PRESTIGIOUS AWARD
8 May -:- The American Way Raises its Ugly Head
8 May -:- A mite overconfident
8 May -:- YMLBJ (Yet More Light Bulb Jokes)
9 May -:- Forty Punk Pickup Lines [?]
9 May -:- The Rough, Tough World of Australian Rules Football
9 May -:- Aeroflot Flight 2315
10 May -:- A Little Seasonal Relief
10 May -:- QOTD - Mission to Mars, 5/10/94
10 May -:- Re: The American Way Rears its Ugly Head
10 May -:- It isn't smoking pot if you don't inhale
10 May -:- Fifty Facts About Men
11 May -:- Editor's Nightmare
11 May -:- FW: Birdnest Spontenaity Imperfect
12 May -:- Dry Reading (was: Lite Reading)
12 May -:- Dilbert Newsletter and Mailing List
14 May -:- Internet Economics -
14 May -:- CANTER AND SIEGEL'S DEATH PREDICTED. SMTP AT 11.
15 May -:- Godzilla Care Sheet
16 May -:- Enter early, enter often...-
17 May -:- The evolution of math through the years
17 May -:- How To Write English Good
17 May -:- Conversion Factors
17 May -:- QOTW
17 May -:- While You Were Out...
18 May -:- BROTW (Book Review of the Week)
18 May -:- FYI: Racism and Academia
18 May -:- Senators with candy?
18 May -:- NOW they tell us!
18 May -:- Mini-conglomerate, Diversification, or Just-A-Stunt?
19 May -:- The Way It Was?
19 May -:- Bulwer-Lytton '94
19 May -:- QOTD - RFC 1144, 5/19/94
19 May -:- Way Unclear On The Concept ...
19 May -:- THE BALLAD OF THE BOBBIT HILLBILLIES
23 May -:- Where's the off switch...
24 May -:- Great lines in American lit
24 May -:- Hunting in the Bayous
24 May -:- WEIRDNUZ.326 (News of the Weird, May 6, 1994)
25 May -:- More Bulwer-Lytton 94
25 May -:- UQOTD (Updated Quote Of The Day)
26 May -:- DAVE BARRY'S EXPERIENCE UPON SIGNING ON TO PRODIGY OR WHATEVER
27 May -:- Student Science Writing Skills
27 May -:- Mort Sahl on Alexander Haig
27 May -:- Robert Bulmash
27 May -:- ASCII 3-D
27 May -:- So now you know how it feels...
27 May -:- More Stupid Telephone Tricks
31 May -:- Another long-standing myth blown to smithereens!
31 May -:- YAUOTC -- Unclear On the Concept #xxx
31 May -:- The Techno Gourmet Korner -- K00l C0ffee Drinks
31 May -:- Re: Another long-standing myth blown to smithereens!
1 Jun -:- Related Questions and Answers
1 Jun -:- The going-away lunch for Sharon...
1 Jun -:- My stigmata's acting up
1 Jun -:- Not an epitaph
1 Jun -:- Even More Stupid Telephone Tricks
2 Jun -:- Graffiti from London
2 Jun -:- Musician Jokes
3 Jun -:- Rotisserie Baseball?
6 Jun -:- Skinhead Hamlet
7 Jun -:- Boy, you're going to need a big bluebook!
8 Jun -:- DBOTW (You'll see...)
8 Jun -:- So you want to be a science fiction magazine editor?
9 Jun -:- DIYC - Welcome to Do-It-Yourself Country
9 Jun -:- Hard Times All Over
9 Jun -:- 1994 NEA Heritage Fellowships
14 Jun -:- PC/UNIX
14 Jun -:- Another Stupid Criminal Trick
15 Jun -:- Dating Explained
15 Jun -:- I'm not immature, I'm adult-challenged
16 Jun -:- Picketing for dollars
16 Jun -:- Laws of the Universe
16 Jun -:- Dum-Da-Dum-Dum
16 Jun -:- Fun With Grapes
16 Jun -:- For Immediate Release -- Moof To Leave Apple
17 Jun -:- wrist pain
17 Jun -:- It loses something in the translation...
17 Jun -:- An item for the Robert-Morris-the-Younger file
20 Jun -:- You just *knew* it was going to happen...
20 Jun -:- BABY, YOU CAN TEST-DRIVE MY CAR
20 Jun -:- The FCC, Star Trek, and the Internet.
20 Jun -:- .SOTD - Tapscott, 6/20/94
20 Jun -:- Divorce?
21 Jun -:- Administrivia (bumper stickers & T-shirts)
21 Jun -:- Concentrated OJ
21 Jun -:- VANITY PLATE QUIZ
22 Jun -:- Burning Man
22 Jun -:- More movies with women flooring it!! Updated list!!!!!!!
23 Jun -:- Revolutionary Shoplifters
24 Jun -:- Bumper Stickers Experiment
26 Jun -:- A Banner Day, in case you missed it
26 Jun -:- Yes, but can he do it EVERY week?
27 Jun -:- The Magazine for the Busy Academic
28 Jun -:- Top Ten Reasons Why the White House Staff Like the Internet
28 Jun -:- Superlatives from the Pacific Northwest
29 Jun -:- rfc1437 MIME extensions in space and time (fwd)
29 Jun -:- QOTD - Cassidy, 6/29/94
29 Jun -:- A Look That's to Die for
30 Jun -:- a translated contribution
30 Jun -:- Trolling for Taillights (and related Effluvia)
30 Jun -:- Star Trek, The Lost Episodes
30 Jun -:- URPs (Useful Research Phrases)
30 Jun -:- English from the clue-challenged
1 Jul -:- QOTY (Of The Year)
10 Jul -:- OJ Anagrams
10 Jul -:- QOTD - the Economist, 7/10/94
10 Jul -:- Copyright of your Internet email and news postings
10 Jul -:- Vocabulary - a new unit
10 Jul -:- In the land of the natural gas latte...
10 Jul -:- Breath Mints? We don't need no steenking breath mints!
10 Jul -:- Fast News Forum
10 Jul -:- The Further adventures of Too Much Coffee Man
10 Jul -:- Wire-crossed lovers
10 Jul -:- Adventure history
10 Jul -:- SAVE.THE.WIZARD!
12 Jul -:- Comments re TidBITS re Copyright of Internet postings
12 Jul -:- The Top 20 Food Ideas Rejected By McDonald's
12 Jul -:- Grinding & Grunting
12 Jul -:- Culture smorgasbord
12 Jul -:- The strange case of Keith McHenry & Food Not Bombs
12 Jul -:- ITCSQOTD - Incorrect technical claim signature quote of the day
13 Jul -:- QOTD - Chrome Circle, 7/13/94
13 Jul -:- ISQCOTD - Incorrect Signature Quote CLASSIFICATION Of The Day
14 Jul -:- Suicide, Accident, or Homicide?
14 Jul -:- As Canadian As ...
15 Jul -:- Commercial English from around the world
15 Jul -:- Donkey?
16 Jul -:- ... and you think *you've* got problems
16 Jul -:- QOTD - Handey, 7/16/94
18 Jul -:- To Boldly Go
18 Jul -:- Sight-seeing in the Pacific Northwest
18 Jul -:- Another reason that being poor is a trap...
19 Jul -:- More on Food Not Bombs in San Francisco
21 Jul -:- .sig seen on the net:
21 Jul -:- QOTD x 2, 7/21/94
21 Jul -:- gregorian chance
22 Jul -:- Try and use this power wisely
29 Jul -:- Facing the music?
29 Jul -:- meeoow!
29 Jul -:- Samurai hijinks
29 Jul -:- JOTD - Rush/Hindenburg, 7/29/94
29 Jul -:- Zappafrank
29 Jul -:- Yes, why?
29 Jul -:- It's a happening!
15 Aug -:- Is there a Jim Wilson on this flight?
15 Aug -:- A mom's conception
15 Aug -:- The String & Octopus Guide to Parenthood
15 Aug -:- Sailing vs. Windsurfing
15 Aug -:- one liners from Internet (Too true to be good!)
15 Aug -:- CNN is VERY Embarrassed
15 Aug -:- Too Much Free Time
15 Aug -:- This just in from Mars...
16 Aug -:- "How I met my wife" by Jack Winter (fwd)
16 Aug -:- Rhyme-n-Reason
17 Aug -:- The Seven Deadly Sins
17 Aug -:- Baby Think It Over
17 Aug -:- donate your voice to Science
18 Aug -:- jox
18 Aug -:- Soviet Anecdotes
18 Aug -:- What is the Information Superhighway?
18 Aug -:- In the beginning, God created the bit.
18 Aug -:- La Boite Bleue
18 Aug -:- It's only 20 pounds or so...
18 Aug -:- Ucbvax, formerly a major UUCP and news site...
19 Aug -:- From the (online) JT Toys catalog
19 Aug -:- More Soviet Anecdotes
19 Aug -:- Sound familiar?
19 Aug -:- WEIRDNUZ.338
19 Aug -:- Glossary of Computer Terms
28 Aug -:- Administrivia
28 Aug -:- .QOTD (.sig quote of the day)
28 Aug -:- Weirdness [340] - 12 Aug 1994
28 Aug -:- Some bon mots from News of the Weird of August 5, 1994
28 Aug -:- The quality goes in before the name goes on.
28 Aug -:- Shakespearian insult generator.
28 Aug -:- Bill's Internet Getaway
28 Aug -:- HPUX explained...
28 Aug -:- Can I get a McLawyer with my McCoffee?
28 Aug -:- School Daze - crayons
28 Aug -:- What Turns Men On?
28 Aug -:- What did you expect?
28 Aug -:- Style, not content
29 Aug -:- We wanted to wait until the children were gone...
29 Aug -:- Those (Wacky) Europeans....
30 Aug -:- Standards and sub-standards ...
30 Aug -:- TOP10 REASONS I BECAME A CHEMIST!
1 Sep -:- Names for the Michael Fay story
1 Sep -:- Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code
1 Sep -:- Enganese? (Japlish seen from the other side)
2 Sep -:- Legal Looniness
3 Sep -:- Airline seating policy
3 Sep -:- Method and Madness / Little Brother
4 Sep -:- Josip Broz Tito
6 Sep -:- One day at the Primate Research Institute
6 Sep -:- Spooked yet?
6 Sep -:- Those wacky regulators at work...
6 Sep -:- Oops! I may have left this in my IN box too long...
6 Sep -:- Late Breaking News in the DYnamic LANguage controversy
7 Sep -:- Knock, knock. Who's there?
7 Sep -:- Computer books and detergent and bodice-rippers, oh my!
7 Sep -:- Why God didn't get tenure...
7 Sep -:- Streamlining the localization process?
8 Sep -:- SNFWNTOTW (Snide name for Windows NT of the week)
9 Sep -:- FW: signage
9 Sep -:- WEIRDNUZ.342
9 Sep -:- ... the very model of a Microsoft Executive
9 Sep -:- Obeying the punctuation of the law
11 Sep -:- Unix - the Jurassic OS?
12 Sep -:- .SOTD - Mitchell, 9/12/94
12 Sep -:- "uu" stands for "user unknown"...
12 Sep -:- Items from WhiteBoard News
13 Sep -:- Passing of an American Icon...
14 Sep -:- Look who's here...
14 Sep -:- Bootlicking, Canadian style
15 Sep -:- Dear Dr. Nucleus
16 Sep -:- Weirdness [343] - 2 Sept 1994
16 Sep -:- QOTD - Lavner, 9/16/94
16 Sep -:- Roadside drug of choice
16 Sep -:- New York, New York!
17 Sep -:- Purple Profits
17 Sep -:- How to avoid additional paperwork
18 Sep -:- HOTD
21 Sep -:- National proverbs
21 Sep -:- Motorist stories
21 Sep -:- Ig Nobel Delegations
22 Sep -:- Risky business
22 Sep -:- Caution: Thinking may be hazardous...
22 Sep -:- long list of lawyer jokes
22 Sep -:- The Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony
22 Sep -:- Excerpts from mini-AIR 9/94
22 Sep -:- MAS - Male Answer Syndrome
23 Sep -:- QOTD - Kruschev, 9/23/94
23 Sep -:- Education & Maturation
25 Sep -:- Beauticians take abuse
26 Sep -:- Rodney Dangerfield Bits
26 Sep -:- Another Internet product area...
26 Sep -:- Encryption - threat or menace?
27 Sep -:- The Top 11 Things People Think The 95 In Windows95 Really Stands For
27 Sep -:- NYC epitaph & PDX wisdom
27 Sep -:- Predictable, I suppose...
27 Sep -:- Being Your Own Lawyer...(or bring your own lawyer)
27 Sep -:- EPIC `100 Reasons' Campaign Combating Activism Overload on Wiretap Bill
28 Sep -:- Jury Duty
28 Sep -:- Hand-written tests versus typewritten ones
28 Sep -:- Call DC for Free- 1-800-768-2221
28 Sep -:- Home Improvements
29 Sep -:- More things that just had to happen
30 Sep -:- Who owns the law?
30 Sep -:- But ...
30 Sep -:- The well-educated palate
2 Oct -:- Rankings in millions of dollars 1/1/93 to date.
2 Oct -:- weirdness [345] - 16 Sept 1994
2 Oct -:- The California Desert Protection Act
3 Oct -:- WhiteBoardness 10/2/94
3 Oct -:- A question for the masses...
3 Oct -:- Re: The California Desert Protection Act
3 Oct -:- Some jargon & Mother GUI
3 Oct -:- If A Computer O/S Ran Your Airplane
3 Oct -:- Computer chess update
3 Oct -:- Re: Mother GUI
4 Oct -:- Excerpts from JASBITS_6
4 Oct -:- What's Wrong with this Picture?
4 Oct -:- GNU-Script
4 Oct -:- ... stay proceedings in the case until June 1999
4 Oct -:- Butt-head astronomer once again
4 Oct -:- Whale Love
5 Oct -:- G. M. Product Support
5 Oct -:- weirdness - Official
5 Oct -:- Re: Some jargon & Mother GUI
5 Oct -:- Accordion players get no respect
5 Oct -:- Fun with Lobsters
5 Oct -:- Good to Know
6 Oct -:- Fun with Computers
6 Oct -:- McLibel in Merrie Olde England
6 Oct -:- Alternating radio
6 Oct -:- IgNobel Awards -- A reminder
7 Oct -:- Political climate
11 Oct -:- Socially irresponsible humor
12 Oct -:- Excerpts from Netsurfer Digest: Vol. 00, #24 (TEXT)
12 Oct -:- Important Research Results!
13 Oct -:- my address
14 Oct -:- Weirdness [347] - 30 Sept 1994
14 Oct -:- QOTD - Beard, 10/14/94
14 Oct -:- The seven Blue Moons
14 Oct -:- SquishTeX
14 Oct -:- Is it English?
14 Oct -:- C & S Recap
14 Oct -:- QOTD - Klein, 10/14/94
14 Oct -:- Re: Important Research Results!
16 Oct -:- Re: C & S Recap
16 Oct -:- Is it getting stupid in here, or is it just me?
17 Oct -:- Re: Socially irresponsible humor
18 Oct -:- Excerpts from WhiteBoard News, 10/17
18 Oct -:- ARTHEISM
18 Oct -:- Xerox & Passwords
19 Oct -:- Peace Dividend?
19 Oct -:- VoyageTo See What's On The Bottom
20 Oct -:- Phone Fun 800
20 Oct -:- School Daze - Intuition & Memory
20 Oct -:- A Review of Algebra
20 Oct -:- Ig on TV tonight maybe
20 Oct -:- On this day in 1950...
20 Oct -:- Quote w/o Comment
21 Oct -:- World Standards Day
22 Oct -:- Miscellaneous Criminal Behavior
22 Oct -:- Beer, Honor, & Football...
23 Oct -:- Political Rectitude Gone Wild - BitAA
23 Oct -:- Stratification on the Internet
23 Oct -:- The War on Fun
23 Oct -:- Letter from a reluctant merchant
23 Oct -:- Top Ten HTML Extensions that Did Not Make it Into Netscape 0.9 (*)
23 Oct -:- And then a miracle happens....
23 Oct -:- Microsoft Acquires Department of Justice
24 Oct -:- Congressional Email
24 Oct -:- Sexist Jokes
25 Oct -:- What do it all mean?
25 Oct -:- Divestiture Marches On ...
25 Oct -:- Eponyms
25 Oct -:- Signs of the Times
25 Oct -:- QOTD - Nicholson, 10/25/94
25 Oct -:- QOTD - throwing the banjo, 10/25/94
25 Oct -:- Sage advice from Backpacker Magazine
25 Oct -:- Scout Report Excerpts
25 Oct -:- Latest trends
25 Oct -:- Re: Sexist Jokes
25 Oct -:- More Socially Irresponsible (but vague) Humor
25 Oct -:- Exact quote
26 Oct -:- All in the name of science, of course.
26 Oct -:- The decline in values continues
26 Oct -:- Curry's Revolution
26 Oct -:- Chimps, Toolmaking, & Dumb Men Jokes?
26 Oct -:- Guess who's going high tech now?
27 Oct -:- Legal History
27 Oct -:- Stiff competition for the Emily Latella award...
27 Oct -:- QOTD - Innes, 10/27/94
28 Oct -:- Weird News Excerpts
28 Oct -:- Cows & Lawyers
28 Oct -:- Shocked, I tell you, shocked!
28 Oct -:- Russian Federation: Oil Spill [commented]
28 Oct -:- A Wonderful New 800 Service
28 Oct -:- Remember KFAT?
31 Oct -:- A com-priv bedtime story
31 Oct -:- DOS is to Mac as Protestantism is to Catholicism
31 Oct -:- Clipper update - no fun
31 Oct -:- MPQOTM
31 Oct -:- Attenion Wayne Bob Shoppers
31 Oct -:- Even more SMJ (Stupid Men Jokes)
31 Oct -:- speaking of smelling
31 Oct -:- Re: Exact quote
31 Oct -:- The Bookpool Booklist
31 Oct -:- Re: MPQOTM
31 Oct -:- Re: DOS is to Mac as Protestantism is to Catholicism
31 Oct -:- Barbie News & A Green Message
1 Nov -:- Rodney King: the drama continues...
1 Nov -:- The prolific Edward L. Stratemeyer
1 Nov -:- Correspondence from the clueless
1 Nov -:- Bokays $3.99
2 Nov -:- We need a new God.
2 Nov -:- The Tom Swifty Thang
3 Nov -:- Health Care beats out both monarchy & fish and chips in Britain
3 Nov -:- International BG travelers
3 Nov -:- Comedy writers, on...
8 Nov -:- Bokays $3.99 -- Explained
8 Nov -:- WhiteBoardness 11/2/94
8 Nov -:- win
8 Nov -:- Plan 10 from Outer Space
9 Nov -:- AOL bashing, real & imaginary...
9 Nov -:- Misplace that modifier!
9 Nov -:- How To Write Good (fwd)
9 Nov -:- English Language?
10 Nov -:- Coalition to Ban DHMO
10 Nov -:- Dirty tactics in the telecommunication trenches...
10 Nov -:- Oxymoron tech support
11 Nov -:- A little break from the election results
11 Nov -:- YMMB (Yet More Microsoft Bashing)
11 Nov -:- Who Needs the Dalai Lama?
11 Nov -:- FWI (fun with acronyms)
11 Nov -:- How to install a new mother board
11 Nov -:- Pass / Fail?
11 Nov -:- More Elections Analysis
11 Nov -:- PCOTD (Political Commentary Of The Day)
11 Nov -:- New Nuclear Storage Facilities
11 Nov -:- SOP and C+-
12 Nov -:- ... are condemned to repeat it.
12 Nov -:- QOTD - mosigbit, 11/12/94
13 Nov -:- This is Your Contract - Please Read It
13 Nov -:- Unlike outdoor golf...
13 Nov -:- What goes up...
14 Nov -:- Some ShopTalk
15 Nov -:- Interesting Facts - drug money & dogs
15 Nov -:- Green Lawyers And Spam
15 Nov -:- Ten Ways to Rule the World Through Cyberspace
17 Nov -:- Barbie Liberation Revisited
17 Nov -:- Banned Books On-line
18 Nov -:- American Politics in a nutshell
18 Nov -:- Musical non-moments
18 Nov -:- QsOTD (Quotes Of ...)
18 Nov -:- Yet Another Final Frontier
18 Nov -:- American Politics in a nutshell -- CORRECTION
18 Nov -:- Weirdness [351] - 28 Oct 1994
21 Nov -:- QOTD - beer, 11/21/94
21 Nov -:- University News
21 Nov -:- A Thanksgiving Proclamation
21 Nov -:- 101 things to do at your thesis defense
21 Nov -:- A practical view of school prayer
21 Nov -:- Re: Ten Ways to Rule the World Through Cyberspace
21 Nov -:- Pentium Floating Point Division Bug
21 Nov -:- Re: 101 things to do at your thesis defense
21 Nov -:- Weirdness [352] 4 Nov 1994
22 Nov -:- Newt Talk
22 Nov -:- YEMMB (Yet Even More Microsoft Bashing)
22 Nov -:- Ig Nobel Ceremony on radio this Friday!!!
22 Nov -:- Talk is cheap?
22 Nov -:- Nearly Fiddle Favorites
23 Nov -:- the Republican Tidal Wave
23 Nov -:- QOTD - If at first..., 11/23/94
23 Nov -:- One More Reason to Read the Net
23 Nov -:- Re: Talk is cheap?
23 Nov -:- Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
26 Nov -:- HCLOTD (Heisenberg Certainty Lecture of the Day)
29 Nov -:- JOTD - translation, 11/29/94
29 Nov -:- Fake Science and Pornography
29 Nov -:- MISSISSIPPI MURDERS (not so much fun)
29 Nov -:- Caveat Emptor
29 Nov -:- Good To Know?
29 Nov -:- Big body database
29 Nov -:- Public Opinion?
29 Nov -:- Let's Say A Prayer...
29 Nov -:- November Election Results may be due to Computer Glitch
29 Nov -:- The Zeppo explained
29 Nov -:- The Pentium Bug and the Usenet Oracle
29 Nov -:- PJOTD
29 Nov -:- The runners-up in the PJOTD contest
29 Nov -:- A useful tool for Microsoftians
29 Nov -:- Maybe he drank a lot on the side.
29 Nov -:- GMT Landmark
30 Nov -:- JsOTD
30 Nov -:- America Offline
30 Nov -:- Re: Big body database
30 Nov -:- Mail from Meriday
30 Nov -:- Punkin Chunkin
1 Dec -:- I was hoping this was just 4 months early...
1 Dec -:- Humor item
1 Dec -:- Hard Times Back Home...
1 Dec -:- The political horizon
1 Dec -:- Another Microsoft Acquisition...
1 Dec -:- Eco Depth Gauge
1 Dec -:- News From All Over
2 Dec -:- Report from the Ballistic Pumpkin Review Board
2 Dec -:- QOTD - Hamill, 12/2/94
2 Dec -:- YAJOTD
2 Dec -:- TV NEEDS ITS OWN CONTRACT WITH AMERICA
2 Dec -:- Pentium based Nasdaq workstations
3 Dec -:- What A Tool! & New Virus Outbreaks!
3 Dec -:- Correction Re: New Virus Outbreaks!
3 Dec -:- A crazed gunmen is loose, THREE students are dead...
5 Dec -:- Spam Haiku
5 Dec -:- BEWARE Virus attack
5 Dec -:- NPM (the TLA for "Nine Planet Mnemonics")
5 Dec -:- Anguish languish? How about the friend chalang wedge?
5 Dec -:- Weird [353] - 11Nov94
5 Dec -:- IKWYMOTD (I Know What You Mean ... )
6 Dec -:- WhiteBoardness 12/5/94
6 Dec -:- How the Gingrinch Stole Congress
6 Dec -:- Hot Queasine - Rack of Spam
7 Dec -:- More Spamology
7 Dec -:- Another kind of virus?
7 Dec -:- frequent tuning on stage
7 Dec -:- WhiteBoardness 12/7/94
7 Dec -:- Ode to Lutefisk
8 Dec -:- Further Chunkin of Punkins
8 Dec -:- Useless Quotes Vol II (B-F)
8 Dec -:- good times
8 Dec -:- A.C. Jobim is dead
9 Dec -:- Weirdness [354] - 18 Nov 1994
9 Dec -:- QOTD - shorthand? 12/9/94
9 Dec -:- Liberalism as Birth Defect
9 Dec -:- Jocelyn Elders
10 Dec -:- Where the World Is Headed
12 Dec -:- A Modern Merry Christmas
12 Dec -:- How to avoid constant tuning on stage
12 Dec -:- Aggie joke
12 Dec -:- The Stag & the Prince
13 Dec -:- Weirdnesses [355] - 25 Nov 1994
13 Dec -:- A little standup from the past...
14 Dec -:- News screwups
14 Dec -:- Happy holidays (fwd)
14 Dec -:- 12 PC days
14 Dec -:- Holiday Spirit
15 Dec -:- My Latest Banjoke
15 Dec -:- Wanna Be A Star?
15 Dec -:- .SOTD - jher, 12/15/94
15 Dec -:- More on Spamming Santa?
16 Dec -:- Important Market Research
16 Dec -:- Weirdness [356] - 2 Dec 1994
16 Dec -:- Isn't This a Time?
16 Dec -:- The Dangers of Videoconferencing
16 Dec -:- The Ghost of Dan Quayle Walks the Information SuperBattlements...
16 Dec -:- More Musician Jokes
16 Dec -:- Confessions of a Returning Fun_Person
16 Dec -:- "Use A Fruitcake - GoTo Jail" & Family Tree Transplant
17 Dec -:- An interesting viewpoint
17 Dec -:- Well, there ya go.
17 Dec -:- English Professor Discovers flaw in MS Word
18 Dec -:- Drive-By Shootings on the Information Superhighway
18 Dec -:- Political Rectitude in the Post Office
18 Dec -:- Resolutely unable to take a joke...
18 Dec -:- QOTD - Spafford, 12/18/94
19 Dec -:- YAPJ
20 Dec -:- I can't define porno, but I know it when I want to see more of it
20 Dec -:- Christmas Indulgence
20 Dec -:- Old & New Pentium News
20 Dec -:- Economists
21 Dec -:- Inside Intel - Not sure what this says about our culture ...
21 Dec -:- The grinch that stole OOP
21 Dec -:- Take matters into your own hands.
22 Dec -:- Wild & Wacky WhiteBoard News
22 Dec -:- Intel doesn't learn.....
22 Dec -:- The Progress and Freedom Foundation (long but interesting)
22 Dec -:- Does this story sound too familiar?
22 Dec -:- A matter of faith
22 Dec -:- Further Yuletide Wackiness
23 Dec -:- Weirdness - more or less [357] - 9 Dec 1994
23 Dec -:- VaporWare Inc
23 Dec -:- Bianca Gets Onanistic - making the insecure less so
23 Dec -:- Lingua Franca
24 Dec -:- This posting is for a friend of mine ...
25 Dec -:- The automated anti-spammers.
25 Dec -:- DOTD (Diversity Du Jour)
25 Dec -:- Greetings & schedule
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