Fun_People Archive
3 Dec
Clinton's health plan

Date: Fri,  3 Dec 93 00:30:16 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: Clinton's health plan

[The nice thing about political humor is that you get to trot out
 all the tired old jokes and examine them from a new perspective.
 Sometimes it works.  -psl]

 From: Marie Eaton <eaton@henson.cc.wwu.edu>

BILL CLINTON'S MEDICAL DICTIONARY

     ARTERY.............THE STUDY OF PAINTINGS
     BACTERIA...........THE BACK DOOR OF A CAFETERIA
     BARIUM.............WHAT DOCTORS DO WHEN PATIENTS DIE
     BOWEL..............A LETTER LIKE A,E,I,O, OR U
     CAESARIAN SECTION..A NEIGHBORHOOD IN ROME
     CAT SCAN...........SEARCHING FOR SOCKS
     CAUTERIZE..........MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HER
     COLIC..............A SHEEP DOG
     DILATE.............TO LIVE LONG
     ENEMA..............NOT A FRIEND
     FESTER.............QUICKER
     GENITAL............NOT A JEW
     G.I. SERIES........SOLDIER BALL GAME
     HANGNAIL...........COAT HOOK
     IMPOTENT...........DISTINGUISHED; WELL KNOWN
     LABOR PAIN.........GETTING HURT AT WORK
     MEDICAL STAFF......A DOCTOR'S CANE
     MORBID.............A HIGHER OFFER
     NITRATES...........USUALLY CHEAPER THAN DAY RATES
     NODE...............WAS AWARE OF
     OUTPATIENT.........A PERSON WHO FAINTED
     PAP SMEAR..........A FATHERHOOD TEST
     PELVIS.............A COUSIN OF ELVIS
     POSTOPERATIVE......A LETTER CARRIER
     RECOVERY ROOM......A PLACE TO DO UPHOLSTERY
     RECTUM.............DANG NEAR KILLED UM
     SEIZURE............ROMAN EMPEROR
     TABLET.............A SMALL TABLE
     TERMINAL ILLNESS...GETTING SICK AT THE AIRPORT
     TUMOR..............ANOTHER AND ANOTHER
     URINE..............OPPOSITE OF YOU'RE OUT
     VARICOSE...........NEARBY
     VEIN...............CONCEITED

© 1993 Peter Langston