Fun_People Archive
30 Sep
Re: How come there are locks on the doors of 24-hour stores?

Date: Thu, 30 Sep 93 16:42:51 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: Re: How come there are locks on the doors of 24-hour stores?


I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery.  When I got there,
the guy was locking the front door.  I said, "Hey, the sign says
you're open 24-hours."

He said, "Yeah, but not in a row."
                -- Steven Wright

© 1993 Peter Langston