Date: Wed, 15 Sep 93 18:55:18 PDT To: Fun_People Subject: BJOTD (Banjo Joke Of The Day, natch) From: Archie Warnock <warnock@HYPATIA.GSFC.NASA.GOV> [mildly paraphrased by psl] Question: Why does New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps than any other state while West Virginina has more banjo pickers? Answer: New Jersey got first choice.