Fun_People Archive
20 Apr
winning is the only thing

Date: Tue, 20 Apr 93 13:50:44 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: winning is the only thing

 From: <pep@research.att.com>
 From: schaefer@hri.com (Rich Schaefer)
 From: mdf@midnight.com (Mike Fleischner)
 From: topher@witchcraft.com (Topher Heigham)

"The Sorest Loser"

    From a comment by Lighton Ndefwayl, a Zambian tennis player, after his
defeat by fellow Zambian Musumba Bwayla in a match last year. The remark was
quoted in the Jockbeat column of the January 12 Village Voice.

    "Musumba Bwayla is a stupid man and a hopeless player.  He has a
    huge nose and is cross-eyed.  Girls hate him.  He beat me because
    my jockstrap was too tight and because when he serves he farts,
    and that made me lose my concentration, for which I am famous
    throughout Zambia."

© 1993 Peter Langston