Fun_People Archive
13 Apr
Da Buk

Date: Tue, 13 Apr 93 12:45:18 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: Da Buk

 From: bostic@vangogh.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)

By R.J. Heathorn (* PUNCH, May 9, 1962)

A new aid to rapid--almost magical--learning has made its appearance.
Indications are that if it catches on all the electronic gadgets will be
so much junk.

The new device is known as Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge.  The
makers generally call it by its initials, BOOK.

Many advantages are claimed over the old-style learning and teaching aids
on which most people are brought up nowadays. It has no wires, no electric
circuit to break down. No connection is needed to an electricity power
point.  It is made entirely without mechanical parts to go wrong or need
replacement.

Anyone can use BOOK, even children, and it fits comfortably into the hands.
It can be conveniently used sitting in an armchair by the fire.

How does this revoluntionary, unbelievably easy invention work? Basically
BOOK consists only of a large number of paper sheets. These may run to
hundreds where BOOK covers a lengthy programme of information. Each sheet
bears a number in sequence, so that the sheets cannot be used in the wrong
order.

To make it even easier for the user to keep the sheets in the proper order
they are held firmly in place by a special locking device called a "binding".

Each sheet of paper presents the user with an information sequence in the
form of symbols, which he absorbs optically for automatic registration on
the brain. When one sheet has been assimilated a flick of the finger turns
it over and further information is found on the other side.

By using both sides of each sheet in this way a great economy is effected,
thus reducing both the size and cost of BOOK. No buttons need to be
pressed to move from one sheet to another, to open or close BOOK, or to
start it working.

BOOK may be taken up at any time and used by merely opening it. Instantly
it is ready for use. Nothing has to be connected up or switched on. The
user may turn at will to any sheet, going backwards or forwards as he
pleases.  A sheet is provided near the beginnning as a location finder
for any required information sequence.

A small accessory, available at trifling extra cost, is the BOOKmark. This
enables the user to pick up his programme where he left off on the
previous learning session. BOOKmark is versatile and may be used in any
BOOK.

The initial cost varies with the size and subject matter. Already a vast
range of BOOKs is available, covering every conceivable subject and
adjusted to different levels of aptitude. One BOOK, small enough to be
held in the hands, may contain an entire learning schedule.

Once purchased, BOOK requires no further upkeep cost; no batteries or
wires are needed, since the motive power, thanks to an ingenious device
patented by the makers, is supplied by the brain of the user.

BOOKs may be stored on handy shelves and for ease of reference the
programme schedule is normally indicated on the back of the binding.

Altogether the Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge seems to have great
advantages with no drawbacks.  We predict a big future for it.

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A Boss' response:

BOOK* does not, in spite of the claims, seem "to have great advantages
with no drawbacks".  Soon, it probably won't even be legal.  Consider:

"It can be conveniently used sitting in an armchair by the fire."  Being
paper, it might burn in the fire.  Probably fire laws in most locations
wouldn't allow its use there.  Worse, such a device, which encourages
close proximity of the user to fire, will be outlawed by OSHA's request.

"Each sheet bears a number in sequence, so that the sheets cannot be used
in the wrong order."  How quaint; to think that the programmer (author)
would be allowed to turn over such an important task to the user!
"cannot" is clearly misuse; any user could incorrectly turn to the wrong
page.  A proper user interface might correct that, of course, such as
requiring that each sheet be torn off to expose the next.  This is a clear
conflict with "The user may turn at will to any sheet, going backwards or
forwards as he pleases." And "BOOKs may be stored on handy shelves and
for ease of reference".  The user interface obviously needs more work
before such a system can be practical.

"the motive power -- is supplied by the brain of the user".  Clearly, the
inventors have not examined recent trends.  No serious person would
suggest even expecting a "user" to have a brain present, much less to use
it so continuously.

I'd suggest the inventors return to their consoles and do a thorough
associative search of various data banks, like the rest of us, and forget
this nonsense.

© 1993 Peter Langston