Fun_People Archive
3 Nov
It must be The Year of the Woman

Date: Tue,  3 Nov 92 14:20:26 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: It must be The Year of the Woman

From: <pep@research.att.com>
From: schaefer@hri.com (Rich Schaefer)
From: Roman J. Budzianowski <roman>

	Why are all dumb blond jokes one-liners?
	  So that men can understand them.

	What is the difference between government bonds and men?
	  Bonds mature.

	What did God say after he created man?
	  "I can do better."

	What is the best way to get a man to do situps?
	  Put the remote control between his toes.

© 1992 Peter Langston