Fun_People Archive
11 Dec
So THAT Explains It!

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 11 Dec 100 11:48:43 -0800
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Subject: So THAT Explains It!

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This explains a lot of things...

When he was 2 years old,
 he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull.

When he was 6 years old,
 he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old,
 he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old,
 he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old,
 he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old,
 he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old,
 he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old,
 Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

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