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3 Dec
The Perfect Husband

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun,  3 Dec 100 18:42:38 -0800
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Subject: The Perfect Husband

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A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed a man in her life, but she
didn't want to repeat any of her past mistakes, so she placed a personal
ad that read:
	RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR A MAN WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:
	1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
	2. WON'T RUN AWAY
	3. GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell rang
constantly, and she received tons of mail -- all to no avail. None of the
men seemed to really meet her qualifications.

Then, one day, the doorbell rang yet again.  She opened the door to find
a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.  "I'm here to
answer your ad." said the man.  "I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up,
and I've got no legs, so I can't run away!"

The woman said, "Okay, but what makes you think you're so great in bed?"

He replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

© 2000 Peter Langston