We Could Learn a Lot from Bluejays...
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 3 Dec 100 17:16:01 -0800
Subject: We Could Learn a Lot from Bluejays...
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In 'A Tramp Abroad' (1880), Mark Twain created an illiterate miner telling
a story about the animals and birds he has encountered in his solitary
labours, and whose language he can understand. Here Jim Baker reflects on
the unreliable grammatical usage of some of these creatures:
"I've noticed a good deal and there's no bird, or cow or anything that uses
as good grammar as a bluejay. You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well,
a cat does - but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to
pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar
that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which
fighting cats make that is so aggravating but it ain't so; it's the
sickening grammar. Now I've never heard a jay use bad grammar but very
seldom, and when they do, they are as ashamed as a human, they shut right
down and leave."
© 2000 Peter Langston