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The Comedian's-eye View of 12/01/00

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Excerpted-from: 12/01/00 -- ShopTalk

                        Friday December 1, 2000
                  http://www.tvspy.com/shoptalk.htm

	"One thing I'm very sure about is that I am a spoiled rock star;
	 I am overpaid, overnourished and overdressed. And I'm sure the work
	 that I do at Jubilee 2000 and the work the band has done for Amnesty
	 International is some kind of Catholic guilt, but it's working, so
	 we'll continue with it."

		-Bono, during a four-day visit to Rio De Janeiro to
		 promote U2's new album.

                               &&&&&&&&&&

The Beatles song, "1," is No. 2 in this week's Top Ten.  When George W.
Bush heard this, his head exploded.  (Steve Voldseth)

One count Wednesday night indicated 42 lawsuits are pending, involving the
Florida Presidential vote.  There are SO MANY lawyers there that the
American Bar Association may cancel its winter convention -- because it's
simply duplication.  (Richard Burkard/ http://www.LaughLine.com)

George W. Bush prepares to be president. He's planning sweeping changes to
the Oval Office. All four corners. (Alan Ray)

© 2000 Peter Langston