The Comedian's-eye View of 11/30/00
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 29 Nov 100 17:53:02 -0800
Subject: The Comedian's-eye View of 11/30/00
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Excerpted-from: 11/30/00 -- ShopTalk
Thursday November 30, 2000
"George Bush is going to be the next president,
and he's going to regret he ever won."
-- San Francisco mayor Willie Brown (D)
Dr. Frank J. Orland, the man who discovered the relationship between
bacteria and tooth decay, has passed away at the age of 83.
--Upon hearing the news, today, millions of British people said, "Who?"
--His memorial service was attended by 4 out of 5 dentists.
--In accordance with his last wishes, the funeral will be "open-wide" casket.
Dr. David Reuben, the author of "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About
Sex", is 67 years old, today. In honor of the occasion, he's written a
new book, "Everything You Always Wanted to Remember About Sex." (Voldseth)
Al Gore pleads for more recounts. He's confident he'll top George Bush.
When the final vote count is in, he should have at least 500 more lawyers.
A researcher says sex 3-4 times a week reduces the risk of heart attacks
in men. The scientist admits the study is far from over. He must now
convince his wife. (Ray)
© 2000 Peter Langston