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The Comedian's-eye View of 03/07/00

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Excerpted-from: 03/07/00 -- ShopTalk

                        Tuesday March 7, 2000
                 http://www.tvspy.com/shoptalk.htm

         "I think the pill altered female thinking. When
          you think of millions of women were taking daily
          hormones, you cannot deny it must have changed their
          personalities.  I truly don't think feminism would
          have reached such absurd proportions if there were
          no pill. It must have had an effect.

                       --Director Roman Polanski

                               &&&&&&&&&&

George W. Bush was the top pick in a new presidential poll of school kids
conducted by Scholastic.  The kids are smart -- they figured he would help
the curve.  (Jim Rosenberg/ www.mrmonologue.com)

South Carolina's Bob Jones University announced over the weekend that it
will DROP its ban on interracial dating.  For this controversial college,
it's a stunning announcement.  This means conservative Republicans can now
date MODERATE ones! (Burkard)

Millions of voters will go to the polls on Super Tuesday. In our Democratic
model, we work under a plurality system. The winner is the candidate with
the most money. (Alan Ray)
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