Fun_People Archive
23 Dec
The Birds and the Bees


Content-Type: text/plain
Mime-Version: 1.0 (NeXT Mail 3.3 v118.2)
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 99 00:24:12 -0800
To: Fun_People
Precedence: bulk
Subject: The Birds and the Bees

X-Lib-of-Cong-ISSN: 1098-7649  -=[ Fun_People ]=-
X-http://www.langston.com/psl-bin/Fun_People.cgi
Forwarded-by: Brian Smith <bdws@Eskimo.com>
Forwarded-by: Karen D.

A father asked his son on his ninth birthday if he knew about the birds and  
the bees.

Little Johnny burst into tears and wailed "I don't want to know!"

Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh, Dad," Johnny sobbed, "When I was six I got the 'there's no Santa'
speech.  When I turned seven I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech.
Then at eight you hit me with the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech!  If
you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got
nothing left to live for!"


prev [=] prev © 1999 Peter Langston []