Fun_People Archive
6 Dec
You know that you have lived in the Egypt too long when...

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Date: Mon,  6 Dec 99 11:34:36 -0800
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Subject: You know that you have lived in the Egypt too long when...

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  -=[ You know that you have lived in the Egypt too long when... ]=-

-You expect the confirmation of your airline reservation to be: "INSHALLAH"

-You don't expect to eat dinner until 10:30 PM.

-You need a sweater when it's 80 degrees Fahrenheit.

-You expect everyone to own a mobile phone, a BMW , Benz, or a Jeep.

-Seat belts !!! what are those??

-Your idea of housework is leaving a list for the house boy.

-Your idea of grocerry shopping is leaving a list for the maid.

-Going out every single night of the week until at least 3 a.m. otherwise
you are anti social or up to no good and hiding something.

-If women try to pay anything in the presence of a man, that means he has
no balls and is probably gay.

-If it's not black and Versace or another big name it doesn't count as
clothing.

-You understand "no problem" means follow up

-You think a picnic means pulling over on the side of the road with your TV
and water pipe.

-You believe that speed limits are only advisory.

-You expect to be blamed when a local national hits the back of your car at
a stop sign

-You wear a jacket inside and take it off when you go out.

-You think shopping malls are covered "souqs" ( flea markets ), hey Europe
really doesn't have malls.

-You think carpets belong on the wall.

-You know which end of a "shawarma" to unwrap first.

-You think the further you inch into the middle of the intersection, the
faster the light will turn green.

-You know that the definition of a nanosecond is the time interval between
the time the light turns green and the time that the guy behind you begins
to blow his horn.

-You think a red light means run it.

-You think only men should hold hands in public.

-You have more carpets than floor space.

-You make left turns from the far right lane.

-You expect at least gold for every birthday.

-You think Pepsi begins with a "B".

-You think the uncut version of "Little House on the Prairie" is provocative

BUT ADMIT THAT WE LOVE IT LIKE THIS !!!! And wouldn't have it any other
way......

© 1999 Peter Langston