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JsOTD - Single-themed, sexist - 12/3/99

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Q:  What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A:  Sexual harassment.
Q:  What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A:  $7.99 a minute

He:	"Why can't I tell when you have an orgasm?"
She:	"Because you're never home when it happens."

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring
   and good-looking?
A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

© 1999 Peter Langston