The Talking Clock
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 3 Jun 99 13:02:08 -0700
Subject: The Talking Clock
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While proudly showing off his new fraternity house to friends, a college
student led the way into the den. "What's the big brass gong and hammer
for?" one of his friends asked.
"That's the talking clock", the student replied, with a grin. "Let me
show you how it works!" and with that, he gave the gong an ear-shattering
pound with the hammer.
Immediately someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "KNOCK IT
OFF, YOU ASSHOLES! IT'S 2 AM!"
© 1999 Peter Langston