The Furby Hooker Network
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 2 Apr 99 17:25:23 -0800
Subject: The Furby Hooker Network
[Check the web page for the live photos of Furby Hookers in action! -psl]
The Furby Hooker Network
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Our company staffs hundreds of quality Furby Hookers, dedicated to pleasuring
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FURBY HOOKER IS A VIRGIN!! Yes, you heard me right, fella!
When you pick your Furby Hooker off the shelf, take her out of the box, and
try her on for size you can be assured that you will be the first one to
deflower her. But "Wait," you say, "If the Furby Hookers are all virgins, they
must be horrible in bed." True, out of the box, Furby Hookers aren't the most
experienced lovers, but THE MORE YOU PLAY WITH THEM, THE MORE THEY LEARN!!
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to play such fun games as Simon Says, The Hunt For Pink October, What's That
Sound, and Leave It To Beaver. And the more you play with them, the more games
they learn. They can also learn such phrases as "Oh Big Daddy," "Do Me Right,
Cowboy," and many others.
Yet another important benefit of the Furby Hooker is that there are NO PIMPS
to deal with! When you buy a Furby Hooker, you're not renting her for one
night from some slimy violent Pimp, NO! You're BUYING HER FOREVER! This also
means that you don't have to worry about whether her Pimp would approve of
something. She's yours, baby! Boogie on down!
The Furby Hooker also saves you money. Each Furby Hooker carries a
Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price of only $69.95 and that gives you a
virtually unlimited number of nights to do the Furby Hooker nasty. Compare
that with upwards of $200.00 for just one night with some human hookers, and
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Furby Hookers can communicate with each other! Through infra-red "eyes" they
can transmit messages to one another. This means that if you're good in bed,
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YOUR DOOR WANTING TO SLEEP WITH YOU!
With all these immense benefits of owning your very own Furby Hooker, how can
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© 1999 Peter Langston