Fun_People Archive
24 Jan
Largesse or Largeness

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 99 23:22:36 -0800
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Subject: Largesse or Largeness

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    Mary is visiting Joan, having coffee while looking out the window.  They
see Joan's husband coming up the driveway with a bouquet of flowers....
    Joan says, "Oh Boy, I guess I'll be spending the night on my back with
my legs in the air again."
    Mary looks puzzled and asks, "Don't you have a vase?"

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A woman goes into a Pharmacy and asks "Do you sell Size XXXL Condoms?"
The Pharmacist replies. "Yes, ma'am.  Would you like to buy some?"
She Replies, "No, but can I hang around until someone does?"

© 1999 Peter Langston