Fun_People Archive
5 Jan
Pussycats

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue,  5 Jan 99 23:51:13 -0800
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Subject: Pussycats

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Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a
conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside
hers.  "Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?"  "Yes, I do," he
responded, then returned to his book.  Goldie persisted. "Do you like
gardening?"  The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said
politely before returning to his reading.  Undaunted, Goldie asked. "Do you
like pussycats?"  With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Goldie,
ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before.  As the cloud of sand began
to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, "How
did you know that was what I wanted?"  The man thought for a moment and
replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

© 1999 Peter Langston