You never know when you're going to offend someone
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 1 Apr 98 20:07:38 -0800
Subject: You never know when you're going to offend someone
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Man #1: What's the difference between a lawyer and an asshole?
Man #2: What!? I find that most offensive..
Man #1: Oh. I'm sorry; are you a lawyer?
Man #2: No. I'm an asshole.
© 1998 Peter Langston