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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 27 Jan 98 20:43:17 -0800
Subject: Contraceptive Hazard
Forwarded-by: Nev Dull <firstname.lastname@example.org>
A doctor, awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night, hears a
frantic young woman on the other end: "Please, you have to come right over,"
she pleaded. "My child swallowed a contraceptive!"
Dressing quickly, the doctor is about to walk out the door when the
phone rings again. "It's okay, you don't have to come over after all," the
mother says, with a sigh of relief. "My husband and I just found another
© 1998 Peter Langston