1998
Fun_People articles from 1998 in chronological order
1 Jan -:- Not as hard as you think...
2 Jan -:- Merry Christmas & Happy New Year Around the World
3 Jan -:- QOTD - RLS
3 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/05/97
3 Jan -:- Quiz - Korean Capital
5 Jan -:- Mind, Body, and Spirit - the pub biz
5 Jan -:- Martian calendar - proposal
5 Jan -:- A Talent for Stepping on Ducks
5 Jan -:- Sense and Sensibilia and ...
5 Jan -:- And a Merry Feast of Sol Invictus!
5 Jan -:- The Cowboy Way? -- A Cowboy's Guide to Life
5 Jan -:- RSOTW - Realistic Signature of the Week
5 Jan -:- Dating in the 50s
7 Jan -:- Letter from God
7 Jan -:- Sex, Size, and Stereotypes
7 Jan -:- Kristmas Karol - The Restroom Door Said "Gentlemen"
7 Jan -:- Trademarking your tax dollars
7 Jan -:- More Stereotypes and Sex
7 Jan -:- Dork side of the Moon
7 Jan -:- From the "Where are they now?" department
7 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/08/98
8 Jan -:- There's Nothing Quite Like a Documentary
8 Jan -:- The Value of Teamwork
8 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/09/98
11 Jan -:- Fun_People Updates 1/11/98
11 Jan -:- The inevitable crass jokes about politicians skiing (part 1)
12 Jan -:- Ancient Engineering
12 Jan -:- A Few Jests for 1/12/98
12 Jan -:- POTD 1/12/98 (proverb of the day)
13 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/14/98
14 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 01/15/98
15 Jan -:- Surreal Comma: What Do You Get When You Cross...
15 Jan -:- Quantum Teleportation
15 Jan -:- Conspiracy theory
15 Jan -:- El Nino - Hoax or Consequences?
16 Jan -:- Chris Farley's Talent
17 Jan -:- Morgan Stanley Downgrades Netscape
17 Jan -:- Dept. of Clarification
18 Jan -:- A Clever Donkey
19 Jan -:- Quips & Quotes
19 Jan -:- QOTD - Anecdotes
19 Jan -:- As if crows and boll weevils and tomato blight weren't bad enough...
27 Jan -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 1/12,13,16,19,21,22,26/98 & 9/18,23,26/97
27 Jan -:- The Painter and the Ophthalmologist
27 Jan -:- In Search of Values....
27 Jan -:- Dead medium: Telegraphy
27 Jan -:- New Newt News? Not.
27 Jan -:- CyberSitter Zeal
27 Jan -:- Don't ask, don't AOL
27 Jan -:- The Weather in Hell...
27 Jan -:- Weirdness [515] - 19Dec97
27 Jan -:- Contraceptive Hazard
27 Jan -:- Male Sex Drive
28 Jan -:- Hermann Hates SPORTS
28 Jan -:- Big Prime and Michael Jordan
29 Jan -:- A Modest Proposal (1998)
29 Jan -:- Making Ends Meet
29 Jan -:- The Internet Explained
29 Jan -:- Titanic Conspiracy
29 Jan -:- Seeing Amistad at a Multiplex
30 Jan -:- The splendid artistry of Babelfish applied to the Beatless
1 Feb -:- QDJ - Quiz du Jour - 2/1/98
2 Feb -:- Dinosaurs in Space?
3 Feb -:- Nothing at all to do with Monica Lewinsky.
3 Feb -:- It's a Mistake Anyone Could Make
3 Feb -:- WhiteBoardness 1/23/46
3 Feb -:- Helping the Pope
3 Feb -:- Oreos and Rank
3 Feb -:- Fantasy Headlines
3 Feb -:- The Comedian's-eye View of Wednesday 2/4/98
3 Feb -:- At Home with the Clone Heads
4 Feb -:- Weirdness [516] - 26Dec97
6 Feb -:- It's obvious once you think of it.
6 Feb -:- Ted Rall Text
6 Feb -:- Bill in Brussels
6 Feb -:- Infamous proverbs...
6 Feb -:- a sobering thought
7 Feb -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 2/9/98
8 Feb -:- Fun_People Updates 2/8/98
9 Feb -:- Many Quotes of the Day - 2/9/98
9 Feb -:- Gee Whiz, Mr. Science! -- Question For The Day - 2/9/98
10 Feb -:- Miscellaneous Quotes - 2/10/98
10 Feb -:- X-Rated Zoo Tour
10 Feb -:- Gravity Faeries
10 Feb -:- Oliver Stone directs.
10 Feb -:- Calling For Technical Support
10 Feb -:- Stroustrup's interview leaked...
11 Feb -:- Kenneth Starr Revue
11 Feb -:- Weirdness [518] - 9Jan98
11 Feb -:- A simple prayer.
11 Feb -:- Sometimes truth is stranger....
11 Feb -:- Soft Tempest
11 Feb -:- The Comedian's-eye View of Thursday 2/12/98
12 Feb -:- Win 95 in space!
12 Feb -:- Mr. Anchorman, Have You Ever Committed Adultery?
12 Feb -:- Turmoil in Heaven!
12 Feb -:- Naming Genes -- It's only a matter of time.
12 Feb -:- A groceried society is a polite society.
12 Feb -:- Saskatchewan, Canada
12 Feb -:- HOTMOE & Microhack
12 Feb -:- No ticket needed
12 Feb -:- The Comedian's-eye View of Friday, 2/13/98
12 Feb -:- More Words to Live by -- The Cynics Guide to Life
13 Feb -:- Keep your eye out for radeau on the menu
13 Feb -:- The Prophecy Biz
13 Feb -:- Hair dye, soft drinks and talking boy cows.
16 Feb -:- QOTD - Disraeli,2/14/98
17 Feb -:- Weirdness[519] - 16Jan98
17 Feb -:- OED News Bits Ser.2 #7
17 Feb -:- QOTD - Longworth, 2/17/98
18 Feb -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 02/19/98
25 Feb -:- QOTD, 2/25/98 - Loren
26 Feb -:- Learn the code
26 Feb -:- Grandpa Jones' funeral
26 Feb -:- Hoaxes Update
26 Feb -:- Guiness Pint Glasses (read this now or never)
27 Feb -:- Reservations of an Airline Agent
27 Feb -:- Seven Ages of Man--The Limerick
2 Mar -:- The State of the Union
2 Mar -:- Artists arrested at Metropolitan Museum protest
2 Mar -:- Beware "live" message content.
2 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/03/98
2 Mar -:- The New Hearing Aid
2 Mar -:- Defense Contractors - 3X
3 Mar -:- Postmodernism Revealed as Hoax
3 Mar -:- Bait Barbie
3 Mar -:- Latin Phrases for the 90s
3 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/04/98
4 Mar -:- CGAOTD (Creative Grant Application Of The Day)
4 Mar -:- QOTD - 3/4/98, Fields
5 Mar -:- Yum! The 8 Worst "Convenience" Foods
5 Mar -:- Why, this is a fancy boat, isn't it?
5 Mar -:- Another Brain Surgeon
6 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/06/98
6 Mar -:- Oprah & Free Beef Speech
6 Mar -:- NTK Bits, 6/3/98
6 Mar -:- FAIR-L ACTION ALERT: Progressive Roundtable on... The Charlie Rose
6 Mar -:- For Aficionados of the Truly Gross
9 Mar -:- Good, Bad and Worse
9 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/10/98
10 Mar -:- QOTD - 3/10/98, Gelman-Waxner
10 Mar -:- Going Postal
11 Mar -:- Your job is lousy, right?
11 Mar -:- Ahhhhh Jazz!
11 Mar -:- Purim - Queen Esther & the Power of Sex
11 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/12/98
11 Mar -:- Jokes Not About Purim...
12 Mar -:- Java is old, let's try something new...
12 Mar -:- Between the lines...
13 Mar -:- Occupation Identification
13 Mar -:- Another reason to miss Yearbook Day at school.
13 Mar -:- Tech Support for ... Etch-A-Sketch
14 Mar -:- NTK now Bits, 13/3/98
15 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of Monday 3/16/98
15 Mar -:- Perspective
15 Mar -:- Who's that guy up there with B.B. King?
16 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 3/17/98
16 Mar -:- Old dogs and new tricks
16 Mar -:- SPOILER - Seinfeld
17 Mar -:- SFOTD (Scale Factor Of The Day) - 3/17/98
17 Mar -:- Sesame Street Press Release - D
17 Mar -:- ... so, do you have Prince Albert in the can?
17 Mar -:- Rawhide? -- Reload!
17 Mar -:- Collaborators in the Bedroom
17 Mar -:- Prayer & Promises
17 Mar -:- Music Quotes - Strauss, Schoenberg, Sellars, Hale, Stravinsky,
17 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/18/98
17 Mar -:- The Birds and the Bees
18 Mar -:- Six Element Names Approved by International Union
18 Mar -:- Trail Blazing in Ancient Australia
18 Mar -:- Porno Scam
18 Mar -:- Airlines and Musical Instruments
19 Mar -:- Dam bureaucrats
19 Mar -:- Rich vs. Poor -- Thoughtfulness is always in style
19 Mar -:- Of course!
19 Mar -:- Bert and Pamela
19 Mar -:- The Cult of Greenspan
20 Mar -:- The Night the Soup Fell on Father
20 Mar -:- France Enlists X-Rated Films in Battle Against AIDS
20 Mar -:- Urgent!
20 Mar -:- Evil Empire in my cat box?
21 Mar -:- Silver lining experts
21 Mar -:- QOTD - Johnson, 3/21/98
21 Mar -:- Y-files Report - 3/21/98
21 Mar -:- Farewell Performances (NY Magazine Contest)
21 Mar -:- Comparative Cultures 201
22 Mar -:- Family Feud Follies
23 Mar -:- Re: vending machine roulette digest #1
23 Mar -:- God's Word?
24 Mar -:- Giving Credit Where Credit Is Due - ABC
24 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 03/24/98
24 Mar -:- Another Dream Shot Full of Holes.....
25 Mar -:- Help from Above
25 Mar -:- Situations Caused by Second-hand Marijuana Smoke
25 Mar -:- Capture the Flag
26 Mar -:- New Martin Guitar :: 0-45JB
26 Mar -:- Words You Sort-of Already Knew
26 Mar -:- Watch those Eyebrows!
26 Mar -:- The Dutiful Sons
27 Mar -:- Telecom Act Revisited by FCC, Congress
27 Mar -:- Biblical Pro Portions
28 Mar -:- Weirdness [526] - 6Mar98
28 Mar -:- Leadbelly and George Bush, Jr.
29 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of Monday 3/30/98
29 Mar -:- HOW TO BUILD AN ATOM BOMB
29 Mar -:- MSBOTD (MS Bash Of The Day) - 3/29/98
30 Mar -:- On the Job at the Lazy B
31 Mar -:- NOTBJOTD (North of the border jokes of the day) - 3/31/98
31 Mar -:- What? Cannot send message for . . .
31 Mar -:- It's 1998...Do You Know Where (or Who) Your Kids Are?
31 Mar -:- The Comedian's-eye View of Tuesday, 3-31-98
31 Mar -:- Fearless Forecast Update from the Upper Left Corner
1 Apr -:- Superglue Product - Rectite
1 Apr -:- VERY Dirty Jokes & X-Rated GIFs ;-)
1 Apr -:- Secret
1 Apr -:- You never know when you're going to offend someone
1 Apr -:- HTML, netnews, and email
1 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 04/01/98
1 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 04/02/98
2 Apr -:- The Real Johnny Cash
2 Apr -:- Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
2 Apr -:- Bad News for a Neighboring List...
2 Apr -:- No Means No and Yes Means Yes --Steinem on Jones
5 Apr -:- The Begging Business & the Insatiable Soup du Jour
7 Apr -:- An Easter story
7 Apr -:- C|NET loses it
7 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 04/08/98
8 Apr -:- Re: A review of "Lost in Space"
8 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 04/09/98
10 Apr -:- The MacGyver Cookbook
10 Apr -:- WhiteBoardness - 4/9/98
10 Apr -:- Good Yontiff - Passover (Pesach) in particular
11 Apr -:- US biopatents - how pissed off is the Third world?
11 Apr -:- Holy Water
11 Apr -:- Why Developers Can't Spell...
11 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of Monday, 4/13/98
12 Apr -:- Fun_People Updates 4/12/98
13 Apr -:- Fun_People Updates 4/12/98 (part 2)
13 Apr -:- Hypochondria and Skull Apathy -- Is There A Cure?
13 Apr -:- The planting of articles, letters to the editor and opinion pieces.
14 Apr -:- Hong Kong Box Office
14 Apr -:- Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
14 Apr -:- The Yiddishkeit Code - Looking for a L++++
15 Apr -:- False Positives on Drug Tests
15 Apr -:- Subject: music licensing bill
15 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of Wednesday April 15, 1998
17 Apr -:- Apollo 13 Errors
17 Apr -:- Golden Tinkles
17 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 04/17/98
17 Apr -:- Tittles and Scriptorium Monks
18 Apr -:- Tim Miller at the Supreme Court
18 Apr -:- Microsoft TeX
18 Apr -:- Gerber Gold
19 Apr -:- Gerber Gold - Scam or Urban Legend?
20 Apr -:- Runaway Recursion! Stack Overflow!
20 Apr -:- Quote of the day - 4/20/98 - How did they know?
20 Apr -:- Weirdness, March 27, 1998)
21 Apr -:- ACLU wins landmark library censorship case
21 Apr -:- Mike's Ten Books
25 Apr -:- Presidential Tact
28 Apr -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 04/29/98
28 Apr -:- "Lawful access" vs warrants: I found the difference today!
28 Apr -:- Yet Another List of Suspicious "Facts" - about sex, this time
29 Apr -:- It's up to 55,647 plus....
30 Apr -:- Suds Snobs?
30 Apr -:- Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
30 Apr -:- Quality with a capital "K".
1 May -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 05/01/98
1 May -:- Tradition!
1 May -:- Happy May Day!
1 May -:- QOTD - Faldo, 5/1/98
2 May -:- Early Tech Support
3 May -:- QOTD - 5/3/98
4 May -:- Traditional Values (for pi)
4 May -:- Welfare Special Prosecutors
4 May -:- Oops! Password Security
4 May -:- What kind of cranial dispersal?
4 May -:- Micropayments, Microinsurance, and Macroinsurance
5 May -:- Live and Learn Among the Savages
5 May -:- Microsoft Innovates Again...
6 May -:- Tender subject
6 May -:- The Chomsky Interview
6 May -:- UCC-2B - Shrinkwrap Worries
7 May -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 05/07/98
7 May -:- Daily Brief 980507 - An Important Statistic
7 May -:- BlueCross Rules: Six Orgasms Per Month.
8 May -:- Draupadi and the Out-of-Culture Joke of the Day
8 May -:- Cement Cuddlers
8 May -:- Sherlock Rides Again
10 May -:- "There is no one so high or so low as to escape the . . ."
11 May -:- Dwindling Rights Digest
11 May -:- TBTF bits - 5/11/98: Lizard lips
11 May -:- Taking things literally . . .
11 May -:- Take Back the Blight!
11 May -:- The Comedian's-eye View of Tuesday 5/12/98
11 May -:- De-kilted
12 May -:- Ivan! We attack at noon!
12 May -:- Truth in seminars - Dilbertesque
13 May -:- OAOTD (organizational affiliation...)
13 May -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 05/14/98
13 May -:- Ya (fwd)
14 May -:- A new kind of pavilion
14 May -:- Autonomous automobile
15 May -:- NTK bits, 15/05/98
16 May -:- Monica & Ted
16 May -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 05/18/98
19 May -:- WhiteBoardness - 5/18/98
19 May -:- American Express - More service than you want?
20 May -:- Dividing by Zero
21 May -:- Fun with Web censorship software
21 May -:- NPR turns to the Internet to distribute _All Things Considered_
22 May -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 05/22/98
26 May -:- Excerpted: BONG Bull No. 472!
26 May -:- The REAL Real Monty
26 May -:- This Year's Bulwar-lytton Prizes
26 May -:- Surreal Serialist Story Serious?
26 May -:- Cowboys & Women
28 May -:- QOTD - 5/27/98 - Gabor
28 May -:- Comments Appropriate at Wine Tastings
28 May -:- Even paranoids have enemies
28 May -:- Ah, publishing...
28 May -:- An unusually accurate synopsis . . .
29 May -:- Systems Haiku
30 May -:- Weirdness [531] - 10Apr98
30 May -:- Last-second Additions to Windows 98
30 May -:- Marion Barry, Please Dont Go!
30 May -:- WhiteBoardness - 5/29/98
30 May -:- Bits of BONG Bull No. 473!
31 May -:- Internet Index #22
31 May -:- The Comedian's-eye View of June 1, 1998
31 May -:- The Emerald City Symphony on Tour
1 Jun -:- Fun_People Updates 6/1/98
1 Jun -:- A Scary Thought
1 Jun -:- "Is nothing sacred?" -Milli Vanilli
1 Jun -:- Mondegreeniana
1 Jun -:- The Comedian's-eye View of June 2, 1998
2 Jun -:- The Shining vs. Armor
3 Jun -:- A Linguistic Observation
3 Jun -:- Funeral Gate-crashers from Hell (come fry with me)
3 Jun -:- Graduation Day with the Secret Service
5 Jun -:- Global Naming Conventions - PwC
5 Jun -:- Weirdness [532] - 17Apr98
5 Jun -:- New York SpiceScrapers
7 Jun -:- The Comedian's-eye View of June 8, 1998
9 Jun -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 06/09/98
9 Jun -:- Bluegrass in the Post Office
9 Jun -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 06/10/98
14 Jun -:- Macintoshes and Dwarves (fwd)
14 Jun -:- WhiteBoardness - 6/10/98
14 Jun -:- Possibly a Meteor?
14 Jun -:- Skinny vs. Fat vs. Ex-Fat
14 Jun -:- Adios, Adieu, Arrivederci, . . . Oh, and before we go. . .
15 Jun -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 06/15/98
15 Jun -:- Windows98 Update -- New Error Codes Assigned
15 Jun -:- QOTD - 6/15/98 - Priestley
15 Jun -:- Modern Motivational Posters
16 Jun -:- The Comedian's-eye View of June 16, 1998
16 Jun -:- Manager training effectiveness review
17 Jun -:- Ten Tips for Fast Fearless Driving
17 Jun -:- Inevitable
18 Jun -:- QOTD - 6/18/98 - Howe
18 Jun -:- Every month is September
19 Jun -:- A Competitor for the Quayle Award
19 Jun -:- Reflectionetics & the World Cup
20 Jun -:- The Comedian's-eye View of June 22, 1998
22 Jun -:- QOTD - 6/21/98 - unknown
22 Jun -:- Oreos in the Year 5758
22 Jun -:- New Neutrino Discovery
23 Jun -:- Sailor Mode -- Now that's what I call a feature!
23 Jun -:- Fundamental Marital Aids
23 Jun -:- Another Guatemala Story
23 Jun -:- QOTD - 6/23/98 - Adams
24 Jun -:- A little list of "Doc-isms"
25 Jun -:- Excerpted: ShopTalk -- June 24, 1998
25 Jun -:- The Equatorium - Millennium Bug or Prophesy?
25 Jun -:- QOTD - 6/25/98 - Hooper
26 Jun -:- NTK now bits, 26/06/98
26 Jun -:- Landing at Frankfurt Airport
26 Jun -:- Rachel #604: The Y2K Problem, Part 1 (fwd)
13 Jul -:- Win98 - The "Read Me First"
13 Jul -:- Caffeine-free
13 Jul -:- QOTD - Quotes for 7/13/98 (is that lucky?)
13 Jul -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 07/14/98
14 Jul -:- Do you have Price Albert in the can?
14 Jul -:- Punctuation - Fun & Worry
14 Jul -:- Somebody got let out without adult supervision.
14 Jul -:- Windows98 "Features" list empty?
15 Jul -:- What goes around...
15 Jul -:- Jimmy Driftwood fires his last gun
15 Jul -:- R.I.P. - Lorne Welch
16 Jul -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 07/16/98
16 Jul -:- Final thoughts on Morse code and all the ships at sea
17 Jul -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 07/17/98
17 Jul -:- DES really is bogus - A proof
17 Jul -:- Time "common sense" poll
17 Jul -:- Obi-Wan Rethinks His Past
21 Jul -:- So young, yet so cynical
21 Jul -:- Metaconspiracy Theories
22 Jul -:- How common is Rodan in Colorado?
22 Jul -:- QOTD - What is a contact sport?
22 Jul -:- Microsoft disables navy ship
22 Jul -:- A Career in the Ed Biz?
23 Jul -:- Why Dutch Drug Policy Threatens the U.S.
23 Jul -:- QOTD - 7/23/98 - Thurber
23 Jul -:- WhiteBoardness - Wednesday, July 22, 1998
24 Jul -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 07/24/98
17 Aug -:- George Washington led the way...
17 Aug -:- Wisdom Teeth -- The Cameron Column # 73
17 Aug -:- Microsoft Innovation
17 Aug -:- Steenkin' cash
18 Aug -:- Weirdness [537] May 22, 1998
19 Aug -:- !!! GET FUSION FUEL FAST !!!
19 Aug -:- Shifting Standards: Lewinsky Vs. Iran-Contra
19 Aug -:- Office 97 to become less fun to use.
19 Aug -:- Unclear on the concept.
19 Aug -:- Camping Tips
20 Aug -:- QOTD - Bonner, 8/20/98
20 Aug -:- QOSOD (Quote Of Some Other Day) - Young, 8/11/98
20 Aug -:- Weirdness [538] - 29May98
20 Aug -:- Microsoft Technical Support vs. The Psychic Friends Network
21 Aug -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 08/21/98
21 Aug -:- So now we're back to flammable pajamas?
21 Aug -:- Does it have Internet on it? - Searched at UK Border for Net Porn
21 Aug -:- Communications, Amurrican Style
21 Aug -:- The joy of Engine-Top cooking
21 Aug -:- King Leer
22 Aug -:- CONGRESS PASSES AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT
22 Aug -:- Remembering the Hollywood Squares
23 Aug -:- Special Prosecutor Info
24 Aug -:- The Policeman and the Kid
24 Aug -:- There's a bad moon on the rise.
24 Aug -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 08/24/98
25 Aug -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 08/25/98
25 Aug -:- Weirdness [539] - 5Jun98
26 Aug -:- Elvis
26 Aug -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 08/26/98
27 Aug -:- Bits o' Bull No. 483 - Back to School
28 Aug -:- Wailing Wall
28 Aug -:- Excerpted: 08/27/98 -- ShopTalk
28 Aug -:- Y2K: Playboy Ready
28 Aug -:- It's easier to port a shell than a shell script. -- Larry Wall
28 Aug -:- The Joke Count -- Excerpted: 08/28/98 -- ShopTalk
31 Aug -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 08/31/98
31 Aug -:- Quotes of the day - Diana
31 Aug -:- Oh Canada!
9 Sep -:- Possibilities Abound as Barbie Turns 40
9 Sep -:- Some Burning Questions
10 Sep -:- Did you know? Argentine Gaucho Info
10 Sep -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 09/10/98
10 Sep -:- The ability to have God kill you over a point of the gospel.
10 Sep -:- "We need to smile with Novell when we pull the trigger."
10 Sep -:- CWD--Net in "Starr" Role
10 Sep -:- Rules for Teachers
10 Sep -:- A Dance Test
10 Sep -:- Equal Time for the Republican Party?
11 Sep -:- How well do you know your Presidents?
11 Sep -:- A sense of ownership about your turn signals?
11 Sep -:- How Sexy Are Your Sounds
11 Sep -:- Car Rental Taxes in Washington
11 Sep -:- Today's Signs of the Cyber-apocalypse... part 1,000,000
11 Sep -:- We Will Be Very Very Sick of Cigar Jokes Very Very Soon
12 Sep -:- The Starr Story -- The Revolution is Over the Internet
14 Sep -:- Bits o' TBTF for 9/14/98
14 Sep -:- Bits o' BONG Bull No. 485!
14 Sep -:- The Top 13 Chapters In Ken Starr's "Clinton Report"
14 Sep -:- Movie Marquee
14 Sep -:- Muppet Crotch Mania
14 Sep -:- Encryption Expert Renounces U.S. Citizenship
14 Sep -:- A Close Shave?
15 Sep -:- Evil Cult Etiquette 101
15 Sep -:- SBUFs -- Suspicious But Useless Facts
16 Sep -:- The Gay World of Dr. Seuss
17 Sep -:- This just in... trouble in Bluesville
17 Sep -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 9/17/98
17 Sep -:- That's my theory, anyway.
19 Sep -:- Sysadmin Topics -- Userology.
20 Sep -:- QOTD -- 9/20/98, Frank
21 Sep -:- What do you know about being good?
21 Sep -:- Weirdness - [541], June 19, 1998
21 Sep -:- Happy New Year: The Musical
21 Sep -:- Confessin' . . .
22 Sep -:- WhiteBoardness - 9/21/98
22 Sep -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 09/22/98
22 Sep -:- Orthodox Dancing
23 Sep -:- QOTD - 9/23/98, Alfred North Whitehead
23 Sep -:- PLOTD (Pretzel Logic of the Day) & the Washington Forecast
24 Sep -:- A Nationwide "Frog Force"
24 Sep -:- The I-Won't-Tell-You-Because-If-I-Do-You'll-Skip-It Digest
24 Sep -:- Crisis in the Burg: the 100GB Bug
24 Sep -:- SNL Jerking Us Around
24 Sep -:- Dilbert Responds to Zippergate
24 Sep -:- the Wieners of 1998
25 Sep -:- The Comedian's-eye View of Wednesday, 9/23/98
25 Sep -:- The Comedian's-eye View of Friday, 9/25/98
25 Sep -:- NTK bits, 25/09/98
25 Sep -:- Microsofties Unable to Follow Directions
26 Sep -:- QOTD - 9/25/98, Poundstone
26 Sep -:- Flynt offers Starr job as porno aide
26 Sep -:- WhiteBoardness, 9/21/98
27 Sep -:- A Word of Thanks, an Update, Features, a Threat, and ...
28 Sep -:- The Comediuan's-eye View of 9/28/98
29 Sep -:- American Folklife Center [Library of Congress] Reauthorization
29 Sep -:- WhiteBoardness, September 21, 1998
29 Sep -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 09/29/98
29 Sep -:- Bar Jokes
30 Sep -:- The Secret Word on Groucho
1 Oct -:- Bits O' Bull No. 488!
1 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 09/30/98
1 Oct -:- QsOTD - 10/1/98 - Tony Kornheiser, Bill Hall, Ernst Jan Plugge
2 Oct -:- Style Invitational - Almost puns, but not quite:
3 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/02/98
3 Oct -:- Sugar Hill Sold (to Vanguard's owners)
4 Oct -:- Press Release from Hell
5 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/05/98
6 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/06/98
6 Oct -:- QsOTD - 10/6/98, anon
7 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/07/98
7 Oct -:- Satellite Operators Brace For Meteor Shower
7 Oct -:- To the meek: Watch Out!
7 Oct -:- The + + + AT Modem Patch
7 Oct -:- Fourteen Things The Movies Taught Us...
8 Oct -:- ! MAKE PENIS FAST !
8 Oct -:- Grizzlies Are His Strong Suit
8 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/08/98
9 Oct -:- The Gunslinger's Education
9 Oct -:- A Cruise, A 'Cordion, and A Curse
9 Oct -:- QOTD - Walker, 10/9/98
10 Oct -:- Weirdness [543] - 3Jul98
10 Oct -:- Michael Moore Newsletter #11
12 Oct -:- Fun_People Updates 10/12/98
12 Oct -:- The Life and Art of Bass Playing
12 Oct -:- Multiculturalism - Waxing or Waning?
12 Oct -:- "Have You No Decency?" Doctorow on Starr
12 Oct -:- A Deep Hole
13 Oct -:- You are in a maze of twisty addresses, all alike
13 Oct -:- A little late for the Holidays
13 Oct -:- A Duck Story
13 Oct -:- Swedish Food - Letter from Uppland #3
13 Oct -:- Finest Kind of Information Scientist
14 Oct -:- Yeah, and another thing...
14 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/14/98
15 Oct -:- Pen Survey
15 Oct -:- Forty-one More Suspicious (but possibly true) "Facts"
15 Oct -:- Everything You Know Is Wrong - again?
15 Oct -:- A Terrifying Suggestion
16 Oct -:- Bilingual Toddler Zinger
16 Oct -:- NTK bits, 16/10/98
16 Oct -:- File under: People who didn't give enough thought to their choice of
16 Oct -:- QOTD - The Lincoln Brigade, 10/16/98
17 Oct -:- QOTD - Lorimer, 10/17/98
19 Oct -:- 10/19/98 -- ShopTalk
19 Oct -:- Another indecent proposal - Angela Gunn
19 Oct -:- Smash Races and Earthquakes - Omens, Portents, or Conspiracy?
19 Oct -:- A rising Starr in Publishing
19 Oct -:- LIT BITS -- CALENDAR V1 #251
20 Oct -:- Jimmy Buffet in Heaven
20 Oct -:- Notorious B.I.G -- the Cliff's Notes Version
20 Oct -:- A Timely Change?
20 Oct -:- Have You Seen Miss Green?
20 Oct -:- LIT BITS CALENDAR V1 #252
21 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/21/98
22 Oct -:- Interesting Sex Laws
22 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/22/98
22 Oct -:- Animals in the News - 8/98
22 Oct -:- Spousal Evaluations
22 Oct -:- The underlying chemistry of Big Pills
22 Oct -:- LIT BITS CALENDAR V1 #254
23 Oct -:- QOTD --10/23/98, Groening & Langston
23 Oct -:- Top Ten Microsoft Challenges To Netscape's Testimony
23 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/23/98
23 Oct -:- LIT CALENDAR BITS V1 #255
23 Oct -:- The 1998 Ig Nobel Prizes
24 Oct -:- Gentile Jokes
24 Oct -:- Grammar & Nostalgia
26 Oct -:- Fun_People Updates 10/25/98
26 Oct -:- Trick or Treat - Tricks of the Treat Trade
26 Oct -:- Maestro Eugene Ormandy
26 Oct -:- Talent (Fast-spreading Urban Legend O' The Day)
26 Oct -:- How to Keep Your Right to Bitch...
26 Oct -:- LIT BITS CALENDAR V1 #258
27 Oct -:- If you give a man a ...
27 Oct -:- 25 Things I Have Learned in 50 Years (Dave Barry)
27 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/27/98
27 Oct -:- NT 5.0 to be named Windows 2000
27 Oct -:- QOTD - 10/27/98, Lincoln
27 Oct -:- LIT BITS CALENDAR V1 #259
29 Oct -:- Boat for Sale
29 Oct -:- Kindergarten Gifts
29 Oct -:- Counter Coup -- The Continuing Rant of Michael Moore
29 Oct -:- Goodwill Story
30 Oct -:- Headlines - Clean or Ranchy Style?
30 Oct -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/30/98
30 Oct -:- When you are too busy ...
30 Oct -:- NTK bits, 30/10/98
30 Oct -:- Consumer-product diversity now exceeds biodiversity.
1 Nov -:- A clear objective look at ... the Inquisition
2 Nov -:- Fun_People Updates 11/1/98
2 Nov -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 11/02/98
2 Nov -:- Kol Nidre
2 Nov -:- The Halloween Document
2 Nov -:- It's OK Mommy...
2 Nov -:- Michael Moore's Last Election Rant
3 Nov -:- Celtic Music -- Defined
3 Nov -:- State Department to Hold Enemy Tryouts
3 Nov -:- Slightly Delayed Halloween Prank...
4 Nov -:- Yet Another Installment of Interesting but Suspicious "Facts"
4 Nov -:- I'm on a Committee
4 Nov -:- Celine! Our Obsequiousness Will Go On!
4 Nov -:- Generic Jokes
4 Nov -:- The First Governor With His Own Action Figure?
4 Nov -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 10/04/98
4 Nov -:- Marijuana Vote Results Kept Secret
4 Nov -:- A Bit of The New English Norwegian Joke Book
4 Nov -:- LIT BITS CALENDAR V1 #267
4 Nov -:- Re: The bread comes in on little cat feet
5 Nov -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 11/03/98 -- ShopTalk
5 Nov -:- British News Bits
5 Nov -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 11/05/98
5 Nov -:- Book Report: Empower the People
6 Nov -:- Telekinesis => Psychokinesis
6 Nov -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 11/06/98
6 Nov -:- NTK bits, 06/11/98
9 Nov -:- QOTD - 11/9/98, Kiefer
9 Nov -:- Holy Men with Red Faces
9 Nov -:- 1998 Darwin awards
9 Nov -:- 11/9/98 - The Top 13 Items on Newt Gingrich's To-Do List
9 Nov -:- The Body Politic
9 Nov -:- The Job Description
10 Nov -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 11/10/98
10 Nov -:- QOTD - Hess. 11/10/98
10 Nov -:- Quick Thinking?
11 Nov -:- Happy New Year in Club Gig Land
11 Nov -:- We Can Project Nothing
11 Nov -:- Hurricane Relief in Central America
12 Nov -:- Tips for Your Boss on Making YOU a Better Employee
12 Nov -:- Consumer Alert - Bread on the Rise!
12 Nov -:- Garrison Keillor on James Janos
12 Nov -:- Bioengineering Marijuana Oranges
12 Nov -:- Plastic Vishnu
12 Nov -:- Mumia Abu-Jamal
16 Nov -:- Autologous Sentence of the Day
16 Nov -:- A Politician, Not In Kansas Anymore
17 Nov -:- Leonid Meteor Storm -- Satellite Operators Take Note
24 Nov -:- Broadway for Musicians
25 Nov -:- Lost, and Gained, in the Translation
9 Dec -:- Autopeotomy?
9 Dec -:- The Declaration of Independence in American
9 Dec -:- Tonight on TV
9 Dec -:- QOTD - 12/9/98, Tomlin
9 Dec -:- Christmas is coming.......Erma Bombeck / Martha Stewart
9 Dec -:- Java Haikus
10 Dec -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 12/10/98
10 Dec -:- Cat herding and gun wielding.
10 Dec -:- Announcement from Microsoft - (too good to be true)
10 Dec -:- Weirdness [549] - 14Aug98
11 Dec -:- Albert Gore, Sr.
11 Dec -:- How Do You Know You Drink Enough Coffee To Survive In Seattle?
11 Dec -:- Existential Operating Systems Philosophy
11 Dec -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 12/11/98
13 Dec -:- Bits o' BONG Bull No. 497!
13 Dec -:- Fun_People Updates 12/13/98
13 Dec -:- The Comedian's-eye View of12/14/98
14 Dec -:- Less Than Reassuring
15 Dec -:- LIT BITS CALENDAR V1 #308
15 Dec -:- A Message From Michael Moore to Mike's Militia Members
16 Dec -:- McDonald's Opens First Kosher Restaurant Outside Israel
16 Dec -:- The Comedian's-eye View of 12/16/98
16 Dec -:- Multi-cultural.
16 Dec -:- CHO?
17 Dec -:- QOTD - 12/17/98, Cleese
17 Dec -:- QDJ - Quiz Du Jour - 12/17/98
17 Dec -:- Merry Christmas / Happy Hanukah / Kool Kwanzaa / Happy New Year /
18 Dec -:- A kinder, gentler lynch mob
18 Dec -:- NTK Bits now, 18/12/98
18 Dec -:- Too Cool To Do Drugs
18 Dec -:- Unsubscribing from Fun_People
19 Dec -:- Christmas Tree Fireproofing
21 Dec -:- Mr. Cranky savages "You've Got Mail"
21 Dec -:- Don't You Get It? - Revolution in the Music Inductry
21 Dec -:- Under enough pressure, ravioli behaves as a gas.
21 Dec -:- ONION ALERT! - Home for the Holidays - ONION ALERT!
22 Dec -:- Kugel Foo Young
23 Dec -:- The Latest Star(Fleet) Report
25 Dec -:- Chia Pets, Bunion Soakers, and Weed Pokers
25 Dec -:- Relativistic Sleigh Ride
25 Dec -:- miniNTK bits, 12/25/98
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