The Comedian's-eye View of 11/26/97
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 26 Nov 97 01:48:02 -0800
Subject: The Comedian's-eye View of 11/26/97
Excerpted-from: 11/26/97-- ShopTalk
Wednesday November 26, 1997
"One of the Spice Girls may leave the band and pursue a solo career.
She said, 'I think it's about time to go out and suck on my own.'"
- Conan O'Brien
The Green Bay Packers scored 35 second-half points against Dallas Sunday
afternoon and won 45-17. "What's the difference between the Cowboys and a
dollar?" says Argus Hamilton. "You get four quarters out of a dollar."
"Historians paint a picture of preparing for the first Thanksgiving," says
Alan Ray. "A pilgrim took his ax out into the woods and produced the very
first card table."
"The Allies have decided to take action against Saddam Hussein. The
Americans are sending 10,000 troops and two aircraft carriers. The French
are sending 4,000 Legionnaires. The British are sending 250 teenage au
pairs." (Paul Harris & The Predictor listener George Liddy)
© 1997 Peter Langston