Fun_People Archive
30 Oct
Cliched but Funny

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 30 Oct 97 12:08:21 -0800
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Subject: Cliched but Funny

Forwarded-by: liondog@isomedia.com (Rick Ruskin)
Forwarded-by: Jerry Burnham <burnhamj@pacbell.net>

 Q: What can a bird do that a man can't?
 A: Whistle through its pecker!

 Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to
    do the dishes?
 A: Both of them.

 Q: What would get your man to put down the toilet seat?
 A: A sex-change operation.

 Q: Why did the man cross the road?
 A: He heard the chicken was a slut.

 Q: Why do men talk so dirty?
 A: So they can wash their mouth out with beer.

 Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
 A: They don't have time.

 Q: What happens when a man opens his zipper?
 A: His brains fall out

 Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
 A: They won't stop to ask directions!

 Q: Why don't women have men's brains?
 A: Because they don't have penises to keep them in!

 Q: Why do women fake orgasm?
 A: Because men fake foreplay!

 Q: What do electric toy trains and breasts have in common?
 A: They're usually intended for the children, but it's the husbands who
    end up playing with them!

 Q: What do you have when you've got 2 little balls in your hand?
 A: A man's undivided attention

 Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
 A: So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

 Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
 A: Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock

© 1997 Peter Langston