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23 Oct
A (small) tribute to human creativity.


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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 23 Oct 97 19:10:43 -0700
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Forwarded-by: Nev Dull <nev@bostic.com>
Forwarded-by: Kevin Derby <kderby@com2001.com>

Fifty-Five Handy Euphemisms for Women

 5 Digit Disco
 Beaver bashin'
 Slopping the hog
 Let your fingers do the walking
 Clam twiddlin' jamboree
 Ticklin' the taco
 Impeaching Bush
 Buzzing the honey hole
 Tissue tickling
 Playing the squeezebox
 Romancing thy own
 Drillin' for oil
 Performing a Pearl Jam
 Box buffing
 Scrubbin' the Cake Pan
 Backslappin' Betty
 Spanking Lucy
 Roughing up the suspect
 Buttering the whisker biscuit
 Stirring the porridge
 Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
 Stroking the newt
 Lip smacking
 Punchin' the chipmunk
 Friday night lip service
 Stirring the cauldron
 Tippin' the Indian
 Giving yourself the finger
 Diddling miss daisy
 Critter crammin'
 Bailing out the Gravy Boat
 Riding the clitoris-saurus
 Reading in Braille
 Petting the kitty
 Twirling the pearl
 Self-guided tuna boat tour
 Frosting the love muffin
 Menage a' moi
 Pumping the kooter
 Smacking the clam
 Digitis Erectus
 Playin' the slots
 Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
 Damming the beaver
 Going for the gooey duct
 Polishing the little pink pearl
 Juicing the clam
 Diggin' for clams
 Pokin' the pie
 Twiddlin' the bean
 Butter  schlopping
 Bouncing the bearded clam
 Fingering the fountain
 Buffing the jewel
 Unbuttoning the fur coat


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